《One Hundred Ways to Lose a Man》歌词

歌曲： One Hundred Ways to Lose a Man

所属专辑：Wonderful Town! (Original London Cast Recording)

歌手： Maureen Lipman

时长： 02:54

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One Hundred Ways to Lose a Man - Wonderful Town - Original London Cast[00:00:00]

The first way to lose a man[00:00:04]

You've met a charming fellow and you're out for a spin[00:00:09]

The motor fails and he just wears a helpless grin[00:00:13]

Don't bat your eyes and say what a romantic spot we're in[00:00:17]

Just leap out crawl under the car[00:00:22]

Say it's the gasket and fix it in two seconds flat with a bobby pin[00:00:24]

That's a good way to lose a man[00:00:28]

He takes you to a baseball game[00:00:31]

You sit knee to knee[00:00:33]

He says the next man up at bat will bunt you'll see[00:00:35]

Don't say ooh what's a bunt this game's too hard for little me[00:00:39]

Just say blunt are you nuts with one out two men on base[00:00:44]

And a left handed batter coming up you'll walk right into a triple play[00:00:48]

The same as the fifth game of the world series in 1923[00:00:51]

That's a sure way to lose a man[00:00:54]

A sure sure sure sure way to lose a man[00:00:58]

A splendid way to lose a man[00:01:01]

Just throw your knowledge in his face[00:01:04]

He'll never try for second base[00:01:05]

Ninety-eight ways to go[00:01:10]

The third way to lose a man the life guard at the beach[00:01:13]

That all the girlies adore swims bravely out[00:01:18]

To save you through the ocean's roar don't say oh thanks[00:01:22]

I would have drowned in just one second more[00:01:26]

Just push his head under and what say[00:01:31]

Last one in is a rotten egg and race him back to shore[00:01:32]

That's a swell way to lose a man[00:01:36]

You've found your perfect mate and it's been love from the start[00:01:39]

He whispers you're the one to who I give my heart[00:01:43]

Don't say I love you too my dear let's never never part[00:01:47]

Just say I'm afraid you've made a grammatical error[00:01:54]

Isn't to who I give my heart it's to whom I give my heart[00:01:57]

You see with the preposition to who becomes the indirect object[00:02:00]

Making the use of whom imperative which I can prove to you[00:02:03]

With this very simple chart[00:02:06]

That's a fine way to lose a man[00:02:08]

A fine fine fine fine way to lose a man[00:02:12]

A dandy way to lose a man[00:02:15]

Just be more well informed as he[00:02:18]

You'll never hear oh promise me[00:02:20]

Just should we where his grammar errs[00:02:25]

Then mark your towels hers and hers[00:02:28]

Yes girls you too can lose your man[00:02:32]

If you will use ruth sherwood's plan[00:02:35]

One hundred easy ways to lose a man[00:02:37]