《Gerbil》歌词

歌曲： Gerbil

所属专辑：A Little Bit Special

歌手： Stephen Lynch

时长： 03:04

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Gerbil - Stephen Lynch[00:00:00]

I bought a gerbil from the petting zoo[00:00:00]

If Richard Gere can do it I can too[00:00:05]

I get undressed I start to lube[00:00:09]

I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube[00:00:13]

Wondering just how he'll feel[00:00:17]

Will he like it better than his little wheel[00:00:21]

Careful now he's right beside me[00:00:26]

One more inch and he's inside me[00:00:30]

Go gerbil go[00:00:35]

Burrow harder burrow deeper[00:00:43]

Be my little chimney sweeper[00:00:47]

One thing I forgot about[00:00:52]

How am I supposed to get you out[00:00:56]

So now my Gerbils on easy street[00:01:09]

It's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat[00:01:14]

The situation is beyone my control[00:01:18]

Gotta find a way to get him out of his hole[00:01:22]

I try crowbars I try wires[00:01:27]

I almost had him with a pair of pliers[00:01:31]

I try cheese but he's not biting[00:01:35]

I wish this wasn't so exciting[00:01:39]

Go gerbil go[00:01:44]

Jesus I am such a sucker[00:01:53]

Please get out you furry f**ker[00:01:57]

I think I am getting ill[00:02:01]

Suddenly he's very very still[00:02:06]

Now it's too late[00:02:19]

My gerbil died[00:02:21]

I guess I have commited gerbicide[00:02:24]

Here's some advice[00:02:28]

It's very clear cut[00:02:30]

If you love your gerbil[00:02:32]

Don't stick him up your butt[00:02:36]

Don't stick him up your butt[00:02:40]

Little furry gerbil in your booty hole[00:02:44]

Don't stick him up[00:02:49]

And you put him in the end[00:02:50]

And he won't come out[00:02:51]

Yeah[00:02:59]