《Hell Yeah》歌词

歌曲： Hell Yeah

所属专辑：Hooray For Boobies (Explicit Version)

歌手： Bloodhound Gang

时长： 05:02

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Hell Yeah - Bloodhound Gang[00:00:00]

Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now[00:00:00]

We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible[00:00:04]

Hell yeah[00:00:09]

Hell yeah[00:00:14]

Hell yeah[00:00:19]

Hell yeah[00:00:24]

If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T V [00:00:28]

Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea[00:00:41]

If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols[00:00:51]

And thou shall add the book of Flavor flav to the Bible[00:00:57]

Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a speed 2[00:01:02]

If I were God that's what I'd do heavens no[00:01:07]

Hell yeah[00:01:12]

Hell yeah[00:01:17]

Hell yeah[00:01:22]

Hell yeah[00:01:27]

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything[00:01:33]

Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing[00:01:44]

If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with flip flops[00:01:54]

Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap[00:02:00]

Thou shall resist the olsen twins thou shall not cut footloose[00:02:04]

If I were God that's what I'd do heavens no[00:02:09]

Hell yeah[00:02:14]

Hell yeah[00:02:19]

Hell yeah[00:02:25]

Hell yeah[00:02:30]

And when they nail my pimpled a** to the cross[00:02:38]

I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off[00:02:43]

He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars[00:02:48]

Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar[00:02:53]

To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt[00:02:59]

Crucified and all I got was this lousy T shirt[00:03:04]

I can't believe it's not butter I'll sing as I'm flogged[00:03:08]

Yeah that's what I would do if I were God[00:03:14]

So vote for me for savior and you'll go to heaven[00:03:20]

Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in seven[00:03:25]

With creepy threats of h e double hockey stick[00:03:30]

You just can't teach an old God new tricks[00:03:35]

But would I be a good Messiah with my low self esteem[00:03:41]

If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy[00:03:46]

Just sport some crummy holier than thou facade[00:03:51]

Yeah that's what I would do if I were God[00:03:56]