所属专辑:Parlophone Comedy Classics
歌手: Stanley Holloway
时长: 03:28
The Parson Of Puddle - Stanley Holloway[00:00:00]
In the sweet little neat little[00:00:05]
Only one street little[00:00:08]
Parish of Puddle[00:00:10]
O'er which I preside[00:00:12]
There dwells a young lady[00:00:14]
Whose name is O'Grady[00:00:16]
Prefixed by the Christian names Caroline Sady[00:00:19]
And rumour has stated[00:00:23]
The facts circulated[00:00:25]
That she is as thin as a lath[00:00:28]
And I'm bound to admit[00:00:32]
That she is every bit[00:00:34]
For I saw her today in her bath[00:00:37]
Chair and noticed the fact plain to see[00:00:40]
O lack a day O lack a day O lack a day me[00:00:47]
In the high little[00:00:57]
Spry little feel rather dry little[00:00:58]
Parish of Puddle[00:01:02]
O'er which I preside[00:01:04]
We had a school outing[00:01:06]
With races and shouting[00:01:08]
For little girl guides and little boys scouting[00:01:11]
And when all the teachers[00:01:15]
Were cooling their features[00:01:18]
With something that fizzed in a glass[00:01:20]
One said Don't you think[00:01:25]
You'd like something to drink[00:01:27]
I said Yes I should like a small Bass[00:01:29]
Ket of strawberries[00:01:34]
With cream and some tea[00:01:36]
In the bright little[00:01:41]
Tight little stay out all night little[00:01:43]
Parish of Puddle[00:01:47]
O'er which I preside[00:01:49]
It fell to my duty[00:01:51]
To wed a stage beauty[00:01:53]
To one of the Air Forces second leftooty[00:01:56]
In every relation[00:02:00]
Showed great jubilation[00:02:02]
When just as a twelve month had run[00:02:05]
One fine Wednesday night[00:02:09]
With the greatest delight[00:02:11]
She presented her spouse with a son[00:02:14]
Day school hymn book[00:02:18]
That cost One and three[00:02:20]
In the blank little[00:02:25]
Swank little two pubs and bank little[00:02:27]
Parish of Puddle[00:02:30]
O'er which I preside[00:02:32]
A spinster named Mary[00:02:34]
Once opened a dairy[00:02:37]
And as new laid eggs seemed to be necessary[00:02:39]
She purchased some hens[00:02:44]
In most beautiful pens[00:02:46]
But when egg collecting she went[00:02:48]
She found with dismay[00:02:53]
That those birds could not lay[00:02:55]
For each of those fowls was a gentle[00:02:58]
And shy little rooster you see[00:03:03]
O lack a day O lack a day O lack a day me[00:03:09]