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Song of the Prune - Frank Crumit/Celeste Holm[00:00:00]
La la la la[00:00:21]
La la la la[00:00:23]
Nowadays we often gaze[00:00:26]
On women over fifty[00:00:28]
Without the slightest trace[00:00:31]
Of wrinkles on their face[00:00:33]
Doctor's go and take their dough[00:00:36]
To make them young and nifty[00:00:38]
But Doctor's I defy[00:00:40]
To tell me just why[00:00:43]
No matter how young a prune may be[00:00:45]
It's always full of wrinkles[00:00:48]
We may get them on our face[00:00:50]
Prunes get them every place[00:00:53]
Prohibition worries us[00:00:55]
But prunes don't sit and brood[00:00:58]
For no matter how young a prune may be[00:01:00]
It's always getting stewed[00:01:03]
In the kingdom of the fruits[00:01:10]
The prune is snubbed by others[00:01:13]
And they are not allowed[00:01:15]
To mingle with the crowd[00:01:18]
Though they're never on display[00:01:20]
With all their highbrow brothers[00:01:23]
They never seem to mind[00:01:26]
To this fact they're resigned[00:01:28]
That no matter how young a prune may be[00:01:30]
It's always full of wrinkles[00:01:33]
Beauty treatments always fail[00:01:36]
They've tried all to no avail[00:01:38]
Other fruits are envious[00:01:41]
Because they know real well[00:01:43]
That no matter how young a prune may be[00:01:46]
Hot water makes them swell[00:01:48]
Baby prunes look like their dad[00:01:56]
But not wrinkled quite as bad[00:01:58]
Every day in every way[00:02:11]
The world is getting better[00:02:13]
We've even learned to fly[00:02:16]
As days go passing by[00:02:18]
But how about the poor old prune[00:02:21]
His life is only wetter[00:02:23]
No wonder he can't win[00:02:26]
In the awful stew he's in[00:02:28]
No matter how young a prune may be[00:02:31]
He's always full of wrinkles[00:02:33]
We may get them on our face[00:02:36]
Prunes get them every place[00:02:39]
Nothing ever worries them[00:02:41]
Their life's an open book[00:02:43]
But no matter how young a prune may be[00:02:46]
It has a worried look[00:02:49]
Prunes act very kind they say[00:03:02]
When sickly people moan[00:03:04]
But no matter how young a prune may be[00:03:06]
It has a heart of stone[00:03:09]