《I Eat With Gusto， Damn! You Bet》歌词

歌曲： I Eat With Gusto， Damn! You Bet

所属专辑：Jonathan Richman

歌手： Jonathan Richman

时长： 03:59

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When I eat like I do it[00:00:08]

I use not fork nor spoon[00:00:19]

No grace or culture to it[00:00:24]

When I call my own tune[00:00:27]

For I eat with gusto d**n you bet[00:00:30]

A regular K 9 cruncher[00:00:34]

Except truth be told I'm sloppier yet[00:00:37]

Than many a dog food muncher[00:00:41]

I eat a pound I eat a ton[00:00:44]

And no there ain't much I cuts up[00:00:47]

And while I'm having merry fun[00:00:51]

Bystanders puke their guts up[00:00:53]

The FBI sent someone by[00:00:59]

Who handles health affairs[00:01:00]

I had not finished my cream pie[00:01:03]

When he chanced up the stairs[00:01:06]

Why did he turn the other way[00:01:08]

Why did he leave so quick[00:01:10]

Will he come back another day[00:01:13]

Did something make him sick[00:01:15]

I eat with gusto d**n you bet[00:01:17]

A regular doggie diner[00:01:21]

No don't bring me napkins waiter sir[00:01:23]

Just bring some trash can liner[00:01:26]

Whilst wandering by a juice bar[00:01:30]

I spyed a tempting beverage[00:01:34]

Since I would have been last in line[00:01:36]

I used my fearsome leverage[00:01:39]

For in my pocket was some food[00:01:42]

Which I took from the wrapper[00:01:45]

The patrons wathced it being chewed[00:01:48]

And of course headed for the crapper[00:01:51]

For I eat with gusto d**n you bet[00:01:54]

For gusto I'm the boss[00:01:58]

For yay my nose it is in the salad[00:02:00]

And lo my chin it is in the sauce[00:02:03]

I eat with gusto d**n you bet[00:02:06]

We're sailing around the cape[00:02:08]

Keel haul him said the Bosun[00:02:10]

There must be no escape[00:02:13]

One sunny day in Paris an elegant cafe[00:02:16]

A phone call there a phone call here[00:02:21]

And the gendarmes took me away[00:02:24]

I said qu'est ce qui se passe ici[00:02:27]

I said mais qu'est ce que c'est[00:02:30]

They said Such eating it is criminal[00:02:34]

And crime it does not pay[00:02:39]

For I eat with gusto d**n you bet[00:02:42]

My banner yay unfurled[00:02:45]

My shirt is covered with mustard[00:02:47]

And my hair with ketchup curled[00:02:50]

Goodby to Egypt Greece and Rome[00:02:54]

The ancient world goodbye[00:02:56]

May squalor be my summer home[00:02:59]

And filth be my neck tie[00:03:01]

For I eat with gusto d**n you bet[00:03:04]

Uh And Uh I eat with gusto d**n you bet[00:03:08]

My country tis of thee[00:03:13]

I eat for social progress[00:03:16]

I eat for victory[00:03:18]

Somebody died who watched me eat[00:03:21]

In a restaurant one spell[00:03:23]

He woke up and saw me eating beans[00:03:26]

And knew that he'd gone to hell[00:03:29]

For Uh He eats with gusto d**n we bet[00:03:32]

They're calling from the south[00:03:38]

They want to stop my gusto[00:03:41]

They want to close my mouth[00:03:42]

You eat with gusto yeah that's great[00:03:45]

Now let us off this bus[00:03:47]

Wait a minute I haven't finished eating up stuff yet[00:03:49]

We'll call you don't call us[00:03:52]