《What Does A Woman See In A Man(LP版)》歌词

歌曲： What Does A Woman See In A Man(LP版)

所属专辑：Suspending Disbelief

歌手： Jimmy Webb

时长： 04:09

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What Does A Woman See In A Man - Jimmy Webb[00:00:00]

He stinks to high heaven half covered with hair[00:00:00]

And grunts just like some old orang-utan[00:00:06]

While she smells of clean skin and a trace of jasmine[00:00:12]

And speaks like a first rate librarian[00:00:17]

His stomach hangs out there's a hump on his back[00:00:23]

He eats like Conan the Barbarian[00:00:28]

While she keeps herself trim and her posture is prim[00:00:33]

Her manners are quite cosmopolitan[00:00:39]

He laughs like a donkey and farts in the bed[00:00:44]

And flips cigarettes in the can[00:00:50]

But she always acts nice with no visible vice[00:00:54]

Tell me what does a woman see in a man [00:01:03]

He hangs out in bars and he tells stupid jokes[00:01:11]

And seems to think he's a comedian[00:01:16]

While she's clever polite stays sober all night[00:01:21]

And sips on her one Presbyterian[00:01:26]

He drives a gas hog like Attila the Hun[00:01:32]

And woe to the luckless pedestrian[00:01:37]

While she prefers bikes and bird-watching hikes[00:01:42]

And sailing and riding equestrian[00:01:47]

He has a name like Duane or Leroy[00:01:52]

Hers is Vanessa or Anne[00:01:58]

Hers sounds like a song[00:02:03]

But Duane is all wrong[00:02:06]

Tell me what does a woman see in a man [00:02:10]

Doesn't she know that she's unique[00:02:19]

Doesn't she know that he's just a freak -- of nature[00:02:25]

Overbearing insecure wanting love but so unsure[00:02:34]

Loving her because she's pure[00:02:43]

And yet dreaming of orgies in Vegas or Cannes[00:02:47]

He preens and strikes poses Olympian[00:02:54]

While she shoulders the cross[00:02:59]

And lets him play boss[00:03:02]

His nurse and long-suffering Samaritan[00:03:05]

He brags about knocking the world on its ass[00:03:10]

But oh when the shit hits the fan[00:03:16]

She'll bail him out she's the one with the clout[00:03:22]

Only she knows how humankind ever began[00:03:29]

What does a woman see[00:03:38]

What does a woman see in a man[00:03:45]