《G.O.A.T.(W.G.M.F.M.C.)》歌词

歌曲： G.O.A.T.(W.G.M.F.M.C.)

所属专辑：Watsky (Explicit)

歌手： Watsky

时长： 02:44

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Haha ha ha that was funny man[00:00:00]

That was funny [00:00:03]

Yeah So what's the uh what's the real track 4 though [00:00:04]

The real track [00:00:07]

Yeah That's- you're not actually gonna put that on the record though[00:00:08]

Yeah That's actually track number 4 on the record[00:00:11]

Watsky[00:00:13]

I'm telling you man it's not a stretch It's possible to be funny and serious at the same time[00:00:14]

Y'know Poignant[00:00:18]

Watsky[00:00:19]

Yes [00:00:20]

You have to like[00:00:21]

Disrespect women and talk about clubs and sh*t[00:00:22]

Like that's really important nowadays That's what they want on the radio man[00:00:23]

Y'know it's a track about[00:00:26]

Y'know juvenile epilepsy and I feel like it'll be touching and-[00:00:27]

See okay- You shouldn't have gone anywhere past juvenile[00:00:29]

Think JUVENILE You didn't say b**ch ONE TIME IN THAT RECORD[00:00:32]

No but at the end of that eh-[00:00:36]

Sprinkle it man Sprinkle some disrespect on it[00:00:37]

Sprinkle it [00:00:39]

Sprinkle a little disrespect on it There's no disrespect on the record it's too nice[00:00:40]

You need to have the big f**king glasses a funny hat where's your T-Pain effect [00:00:44]

I want you to go back go home[00:00:48]

And write a better song with more b**ches f**k more peoples' mothers and sisters and brothers and grandmothers and sh*t[00:00:51]

Then come back here and we'll talk[00:00:57]

Lemme bounce with the beat for a second No homo[00:01:03]

Uhm yeah Whoo [00:01:08]

Get in bed like I'm at war[00:01:12]

Make your vagina more than kinda sore[00:01:14]

I'm hung like a dinosaur[00:01:16]

Sh*t your hymen tor[00:01:18]

You're busted[00:01:19]

You never grew up like a Toys R Us kid[00:01:20]

I'm well-adjusted like jock strap crutches[00:01:23]

Bang my old teachers while the preschool watches[00:01:26]

Met a slow girl I was f**king her fast[00:01:29]

Had some tight old p**sy and got stuck in the PAASSSTTTT[00:01:31]

I molest old age Grab the best old babe in a breast hold babe[00:01:36]

Is your chest cold babe [00:01:40]

Are those boobs your goosebumps [00:01:41]

Hey sugar tits can a pimp have two lumps [00:01:43]

Measure my heart prick whatever the night[00:01:46]

I use my dick as a yardstick to measure my height [00:01:48]

I'm healing myself I have a hole in my pocket[00:01:53]

And I'm feeling myself[00:01:56]

I'm like WuTang your arts cookie cutter like a Warhol soup can[00:01:59]

The rapper who can destroy mere humans[00:02:03]

F**k your facelift f**k you're played whip[00:02:05]

I built a spaceship to ride in while you're crusing Earth[00:02:08]

Lampooning all the aliens that emcee in the Universe [00:02:11]

The ten best rappers is a list of me[00:02:15]

I exist to be the greatest rapper in history[00:02:17]

Built a time machine from Flava's clock and a saddle[00:02:20]

Taught Plato to rap then kicked his a** in a battle[00:02:22]

I'm the best rapper alive[00:02:26]

That gets mistaken for Michael Cera everywhere he drives[00:02:28]

F**K MICHAEL CERA[00:02:32]

You weren't so super bad[00:02:33]

When I was writing and[00:02:34]

You were running around Rodeo yelling[00:02:35]

"Who's your dad "[00:02:36]

UH [00:02:39]

Man f**k this[00:02:43]