《The One》歌词

歌曲： The One

所属专辑：All You Can Do

歌手： Watsky

时长： 02:56

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Everywhere I look it seems like everybody's pairing off[00:02:56]

I'm staring at the pairs like they were tits on Lara Croft[00:02:56]

Even all the dogs I see are clicking so terrific[00:02:56]

Picking out their favorite puppy's a** to sniff and stickin with it[00:02:56]

All the faker single ladies twerkin to Beyonc茅[00:02:56]

Every single one of em is somebody's fianc茅e[00:02:56]

You never spilled your guts. You wanted your say[00:02:56]

Wait a couple years and try again when they're divorcees[00:02:56]

All the gentlemen are trynna get the p**sy, wanna make that pelvis scream[00:02:56]

But when I hit it and I quit it then it never really helps my self-esteem[00:02:56]

We want some tonsil hockey, but we got hecka cocky[00:02:56]

Overfished the ocean, so we're running low on tekka maki[00:02:56]

Sushi douchey dudes are saying 'do me' but we're doomed[00:02:56]

We run away from keepers and go creepin on the goons[00:02:56]

Most men and women full of crap, need a laxative[00:02:56]

Want the a** when I'm waxin it, Uncle Sam how I'm taxin it[00:02:56]

Do a backflip and try to land in it, then abandon it, pretty soon we're back to[00:02:56]

1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4, 3, 2, 3, 4, 4, 2, 3, 4[00:02:56]

(I don't believe in "the one")[00:02:56]

1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4, 3, 4, 2, 4, 4, 2, 3, 4[00:02:56]

(There's no such thing as "the one")[00:02:56]

Wonderland is where I'll find an Alice who is radical[00:02:56]

But I'm drunk on Facebook now and diving down that rabbit hole[00:02:56]

Checkin on my ex and soon I'm creepin on her lover[00:02:56]

And when the picture buffers I see her new boyfriend's buffer than me[00:02:56]

Got those upper pecs his f**kin V-neck couldn't cover[00:02:56]

My dick pretty lonely but my nuts still got each other[00:02:56]

I suffer, suffer from a habit, yes I'm an addict[00:02:56]

But someone else is out there, it's just simple mathematics[00:02:56]

There's over 7 billion mothaf**kas on the planet and 4 billion of us are of legal age[00:02:56]

That's 2 billion ladies, 4 billion tittays, and I bet a couple of em aren't engaged[00:02:56]

And I get it you've been looking for the one but they been running trynna hide like Kony[00:02:56]

And you're gonna find em if you're getting back into the saddle, baby ride that pony[00:02:56]

And if you never get over that early lover then it sucks for you[00:02:56]

Gotta admit that it's difficult to be watching her with him[00:02:56]

But everybody want a love that's true[00:02:56]

I'm waiting, batin' patiently, yo I'm a catch[00:02:56]

I'm losing my head, playing musical beds, and looking for "the one" that match[00:02:56]

1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4, 3, 2, 3, 4, 4, 2, 3, 4[00:02:56]

(I don't believe in "the one")[00:02:56]

1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4, 3, 4, 2, 4, 4, 2, 3, 4[00:02:56]

(There's no such thing as "the one")[00:02:56]