《I Just Go Nuts At Christmas》歌词

歌曲： I Just Go Nuts At Christmas

歌手： Yogi Yorgeson

时长： 03:20

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I Just Go Nuts At Christmas - Zonin[00:00:00]

Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas[00:00:06]

On that yolly holiday[00:00:09]

I'll go in the red like a knucklehead[00:00:12]

Because I squander all my pay[00:00:15]

Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas[00:00:18]

Shopping sure drives me berserk[00:00:21]

On the day before I rush in a store[00:00:24]

Like a poor bewildered jerk[00:00:27]

I look at nightgowns for my wife[00:00:30]

Dose black ones trimmed in red[00:00:33]

But I won't know her size and so[00:00:37]

She'll get a carpet sweeper instead[00:00:39]

Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas[00:00:42]

Ven each kid hangs up his sock[00:00:46]

It's a time for kids to flip der lids[00:00:48]

While der papa goes in hock[00:00:51]

On da night before Christmas[00:01:03]

It's still in the house[00:01:05]

My family is sleeping[00:01:07]

So I'm quiet like a mouse[00:01:09]

I look at my vatch and midnight is near[00:01:11]

I tink I'll sneak out for a cold glass of beer[00:01:15]

Down at the corner the crowd is so merry[00:01:19]

I end up by drinking about twelve Tom and Yerry[00:01:22]

I get to bed late and yee whiz how I'm sleeping[00:01:26]

Ven on to my bed dose darn kids dey come leaping[00:01:30]

Dey sit on my face and day yump on my belly[00:01:33]

And I'm quivering all over like a bowl full of yelly[00:01:36]

Dey scream Merry Christmas and my poor vife and me[00:01:40]

Ve stumble downstairs and she lights up da tree[00:01:45]

My head is exploding[00:01:49]

My mouth tastes like a pickle[00:01:52]

I step on a skate and fall on a tricycle[00:01:54]

Yust befor Christmas dinner I relax to a point[00:01:59]

Den relatives start svarming all over da yoint[00:02:03]

On Christmas I hug and I kiss my vife's mother[00:02:07]

Da rest of da year err ve don't speak to each other[00:02:11]

After dinner my aunt and my vife's Uncle Louie[00:02:16]

Get into a argument dere both awful screwy[00:02:19]

Den all of my vife's family say Louie is right[00:02:23]

And my goofy relations dey yoin in da fight[00:02:26]

Back in da corner da radio is playing[00:02:29]

And over da racket Gabriel Heatter is saying[00:02:32]

Peace on Earth everybody and good vill toward men[00:02:36]

And yust at dat moment someone slugs Uncle Ben[00:02:41]

Dey all run outside vhooping for da neighbours will hear[00:02:45]

Oh I'm so glad Merry Christmas comes just once a year[00:02:49]

Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas[00:02:55]

But I still have lots of fun[00:02:58]

Yust the same as you[00:03:01]

I enyoy it too[00:03:03]

Merry Christmas everyone[00:03:05]