《When I Get To Heaven(Album Version)》歌词

歌曲： When I Get To Heaven(Album Version)

所属专辑：Stoney’s Extra Stout (Pig)

歌手： The Dead Milkmen

时长： 02:40

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If I go to Heaven[00:00:00]

It'll probably be a slum[00:00:02]

And all the pretty angels[00:00:03]

Just might be packing guns[00:00:05]

And if I see St Peter[00:00:07]

Will he hit me up for cash[00:00:09]

Will I find the road to Jesus[00:00:10]

Or just lose him in the trash[00:00:12]

The Shaggs were right[00:00:15]

You're never going to please anybody[00:00:16]

Not in this world[00:00:18]

If I go to Hell I might find it very dull[00:00:21]

Like an Amway convention[00:00:24]

Or an endless shopping mall[00:00:26]

When all the innocent demons[00:00:28]

Want to poke me with a fork[00:00:30]

Or just put me in a taxi[00:00:31]

And send me to New York[00:00:33]

Scientists proved it years ago[00:00:36]

The Shaggs were much better than the Beatles[00:00:38]

Maybe I'll return as an iguana[00:00:46]

And lie upon a beach down in the Bahamas[00:00:49]

Although ignored in their day[00:00:57]

The Shaggs are now recognised as[00:00:59]

The geniuses they were[00:01:01]

I just wanna know what happens when you die[00:01:03]

Do you walk down in a hole[00:01:06]

Or float up to the sky[00:01:08]

Is it just a waste of water [00:01:10]

When your widow cries[00:01:12]

Oh don't tell me you've never[00:01:14]

Heard of the Shaggs[00:01:16]

If the atheists are right then[00:01:20]

I have no need to worry[00:01:22]

For there is no great being[00:01:24]

Whose favour I must curry[00:01:25]

And I'll be going nowhere once[00:01:27]

They lay me in the earth[00:01:29]

So why waste a Sunday by going to church[00:01:31]

If you really wanted to[00:01:36]

You could run out right now[00:01:37]

And buy a Shaggs record[00:01:39]

If the atheists are wrong then[00:01:41]

I've got a bill that's due[00:01:43]

So should I be a Christian[00:01:45]

Or a Moslem or a Jew[00:01:46]

Should I spend all day just praying on my knees[00:01:48]

And searching through[00:01:52]

The world for a deity to please[00:01:53]

A Shaggs record would be a sound investment[00:01:58]

If the atheists are right then[00:02:06]

I have no need to worry[00:02:08]

For there is no great being[00:02:10]

Whose favour I must curry[00:02:11]

The fat peoples want[00:02:17]

What the skinny peoples got[00:02:18]

The skinny peoples want[00:02:20]

What the fat peoples got[00:02:21]

But all I've ever wanted is[00:02:22]

What the Shaggs got[00:02:23]

Dat Ding and my pal Foot Foot[00:02:25]

When I Get To Heaven - The Dead Milkmen[00:02:29]