所属专辑:The Ultimate Christmas Album
歌手: Oliver
时长: 04:20
Christmas Rappin' - Oliver[00:00:00]
Don't you give me all that jive about things you wrote before I's alive[00:00:04]
Cause this ain't 1823 -- ain't even 1970[00:00:09]
Now I'm the guy named Kurtis Blow and Christmas is one thing I know[00:00:13]
So every year just about this time I celebrate it with a rhyme[00:00:17]
Gonna shake it gonna bake it gonna make it good[00:00:26]
Gonna rock shock clock it through your neighbourhood[00:00:28]
Gonna read gonna sing it till it's understood[00:00:30]
My rappin' bout to happen like a knee you've been slapping[00:00:32]
Or a toe you've been tapping on a hunk of wood[00:00:34]
Bout a red-suited dude with a friendly attitude[00:00:39]
And a sleigh full of goodies for for the people on the block[00:00:41]
Got a long white beard maybe looks kind a weird[00:00:43]
And if you ever see him he could give you quite a shock[00:00:45]
Now people let me tell ya bout last year[00:00:52]
When the dude came flying over here[00:00:54]
Well the hog was out snow's on the ground[00:00:56]
Folks stayed in to party down[00:00:58]
The beat was thumping on the box and I was dancing in my socks[00:01:00]
And the drummer played at a solid pace[00:01:05]
And a taste of the bass was in my face[00:01:09]
And the guitar player layed down a heavy layer[00:01:13]
Of the funky junky rhythm of the disco beat[00:01:15]
And the guy with the 88's started to participate[00:01:22]
And I could sure appreciate a sound so sweat[00:01:24]
We were all in the mood so we had a little food[00:01:31]
And a joke and a smoke and a little bit of wine[00:01:33]
When I thought I heard a hoof on the top of the roof[00:01:35]
Could it be or was it me I was feeling super fine[00:01:37]
So I went to your attic where I thought heard the static[00:01:39]
On the chance that the prance was somebody breaking in[00:01:41]
But the noise on the top was a reindeer clop[00:01:43]
Just a trick St Nick and I let the sucker in[00:01:46]
He was roly he was poly and I said Holy moly [00:01:56]
You got a lot of whiskers on your chinny chin chin[00:01:59]
He allowed he was proud of the hairy little crowd[00:02:01]
On the point of his jaw where the skin should've been[00:02:03]
Gets cool for a fool going out every Yule[00:02:05]
For a day on a sleigh when the cold went low[00:02:07]
So the beard may be weird but I'll never have it sheared[00:02:10]
Cause it's warm in the storm when it's ten below[00:02:12]
I said You're right it's cold tonight[00:02:18]
But can you stop for a drop before you go [00:02:20]
He said Why not if the music's hot [00:02:23]
And I'll chance a dance beneath the mistletoe[00:02:25]
So he went downstairs and forgot his guests[00:02:27]
And he rocked the spot and danced like a pro[00:02:29]
And every young girl tried to rock his world[00:02:31]
But he boogie oogie oogied til he had to go[00:02:33]
And before he went this fine old gent[00:02:40]
Brought a gift with a sift through his big red bags[00:02:42]
In the top or the bottom he reached in and got 'em[00:02:44]
Toys for the boys for the girls glad rags[00:02:46]
And the grownups got some presents too[00:02:53]
A new TV and a stereo[00:02:55]
A new Seville bout as blue as the sky[00:02:57]
The best that money couldn't buy[00:02:59]
Cause money could never ever buy the feeling[00:03:01]
The one that comes from not concealing[00:03:03]
The way you you feel about your friends[00:03:06]
And this is how the story ends[00:03:08]
The dude in red's back at the Pole[00:03:14]
Up north where everything is cold[00:03:16]
But if he were right here tonight[00:03:19]
He'd say Merry Christmas and to all a good night[00:03:21]