《搞笑歌打酱油》歌词

歌曲： 搞笑歌打酱油

歌手： 姜梦琪

时长： 04:42

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搞笑歌打酱油 - 姜梦琪[00:00:00]

作词：姜鹏[00:00:02]

作曲：姜鹏[00:00:05]

一个小老头[00:00:08]

逛街打酱油[00:00:12]

遇到小猫捉仓鼠[00:00:16]

提瓶绕开走[00:00:20]

仓鼠急逃窜[00:00:24]

钻进油瓶口[00:00:28]

无奈肚大脖子粗[00:00:32]

瓶子卡住头[00:00:36]

闻着酱油香[00:00:48]

仓鼠口水流[00:00:52]

捞不着油活气死[00:00:56]

呜呼小命休[00:01:00]

仓鼠到阴曹[00:01:04]

诬告小老头[00:01:08]

酱油瓶子害性命[00:01:12]

一定要报仇[00:01:16]

仓鼠骗无常[00:01:20]

捉拿小老头[00:01:24]

老头说我不相干[00:01:28]

路过打酱油[00:01:32]

老头进地府[00:01:36]

众神忙叩头[00:01:40]

原来老头是钟馗[00:01:44]

微服世间走[00:01:48]

钟馗讲真情[00:02:00]

判官气晕头[00:02:04]

仓鼠扔进油锅里[00:02:08]

炸了三春秋[00:02:12]

仓鼠不怕烫[00:02:16]

皮肉十丈厚[00:02:20]

肉膘拉长神经线[00:02:24]

冰火打不透[00:02:28]

早春被猫咬[00:02:48]

知疼已晚秋[00:02:52]

热锅中洗冷水澡[00:02:56]

游哉乐悠悠[00:03:00]

仓鼠睡油锅[00:03:04]

耗干八锅油[00:03:08]

毛孔吸油更肥胖[00:03:12]

变成大肥牛[00:03:16]

判官很忐忑[00:03:28]

钟馗有计谋[00:03:32]

发配仓鼠去荒岛[00:03:36]

饿成干巴猴[00:03:40]

荒岛无粮仓[00:03:44]

仓鼠无处偷[00:03:47]

贼油耗尽只剩皮[00:03:52]

包着贼骨头[00:03:56]

判官很忐忑[00:04:00]

钟馗有计谋[00:04:04]

发配仓鼠去荒岛[00:04:08]

饿成干巴猴[00:04:12]

荒岛无粮仓[00:04:16]

仓鼠无处偷[00:04:20]

贼油耗尽只剩皮[00:04:24]

包着贼骨头[00:04:28]

老头又回人世间[00:04:32]

逛街打酱油[00:04:36]