《The Gnu Song》歌词

歌曲： The Gnu Song

所属专辑：100 Comedy Classics - Best of Comedy

歌手： Michael Flanders&Donald S

时长： 02:48

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The Gnu Song (Live) - Michael Flanders/Donald Swann[00:00:00]

Written by：Swann Flanders[00:00:03]

A year ago last Thursday I was strolling in the zoo[00:00:08]

When I met a man who though he knew the lot[00:00:12]

He was laying down the law about the habits of baboons[00:00:16]

And the number of quills a porcupine has got[00:00:19]

So I asked him[00:00:23]

What's that creature there[00:00:23]

He answered[00:00:25]

Nyeh h' it's a h' elk[00:00:26]

I might of gone on thinking that was true[00:00:28]

If the animal in question hadn't put that chap to shame[00:00:31]

And remarked[00:00:35]

I h'ain't a h'elk[00:00:36]

I'm a G N U[00:00:38]

I'm a G N U[00:00:43]

I'm a G N U[00:00:45]

The gnicest work of gnature in the zoo[00:00:47]

I'm a G N U[00:00:51]

How d' you do[00:00:53]

You really ought to know wawho's wawho[00:00:55]

I'm a G N U[00:00:59]

Spelt G N U[00:01:00]

I'm gnot a camel or a kangaroo[00:01:02]

So let me introduce[00:01:06]

I'm gneither man nor moose[00:01:08]

Oh gno gno gno I'm a G N U[00:01:10]

I had taken furnished lodgings down at Rustington on sea[00:01:20]

Whence I travelled on to Ashton under Lyne it was actually[00:01:24]

And the second night I stayed there[00:01:28]

I was wakened from a dream[00:01:30]

That I'll tell you all about[00:01:31]

Some other time[00:01:32]

Among the hunting trophies on the wall above my bed[00:01:34]

Stuffed and mounted was a face I thought I knew[00:01:38]

A bison[00:01:43]

No it's not a bison[00:01:44]

An okapi[00:01:46]

Sunlikely[00:01:48]

Could it be a hartebeest[00:01:49]

I seemed to hear a voice[00:01:53]

I'm a G N U[00:01:56]

I'm a G N U[00:02:00]

A gnother G N U[00:02:02]

I wish I could gnash my teeth at you[00:02:05]

I'm a G N U[00:02:08]

How do you do[00:02:10]

You really ought to know wawho's wawho[00:02:12]

I'm a G N U spelt G N U[00:02:15]

Call me bison or okapi and I'll sue[00:02:19]

Gnor am I in the least[00:02:23]

Like that dreadful hartebeest[00:02:24]

Oh gno gno gno[00:02:26]

Gno gno gno I'm a G N U[00:02:31]

Gno gno gno[00:02:34]

I'm a G N U[00:02:37]