《Living With a Hernia》歌词

歌曲： Living With a Hernia

所属专辑：Greatest Hits

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 03:20

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Living With A Hernia - "Weird Al" Yankovic[00:00:00]

Help me out dig[00:00:09]

All I do is grunt and groan[00:00:18]

Hurts me to walk anywhere[00:00:22]

Went to see my physician Dr Jones[00:00:26]

He took my trousers off told me to cough[00:00:30]

Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss[00:00:34]

He tells me any day[00:00:38]

I might have to wear a truss[00:00:40]

Living with a hernia[00:00:43]

All the time such aggravation[00:00:47]

Living with a hernia[00:00:51]

Gonna be my ruination[00:00:55]

Living with a hernia[00:00:59]

Got to have an operation[00:01:03]

Feel so old[00:01:06]

Too much bad pain good gawd drives me insane[00:01:15]

Can't run barely crawl[00:01:23]

Got a bulge in my intestinal wall[00:01:27]

Walk real funny bless my soul[00:01:31]

Can't play tennis[00:01:35]

And it's hard to bowl[00:01:37]

You can't even do the splits now say it[00:01:39]

Better call it quits now[00:01:42]

Now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow[00:01:43]

Living with a hernia[00:01:48]

Hurts me bad in a tender location[00:01:51]

Living with a hernia[00:01:56]

Had enough humiliation[00:02:00]

Living with a hernia[00:02:04]

Got to have an operation[00:02:08]

I live with a hernia[00:02:12]

Can't get up can't bend over[00:02:16]

Now I live with a hernia wait a minute[00:02:20]

You may not be familiar with the common types[00:02:29]

Of hernias that you could get[00:02:32]

So just settle down[00:02:37]

Let me clue you in there's incomplete[00:02:38]

Epigastric bladder strangulated[00:02:42]

Lumbar hernia richter's hernia[00:02:49]

Obstructed inguinal and direct[00:02:53]

Living with a hernia rupture[00:02:57]

I said it's causin' me such irritation[00:03:00]

Living with a hernia[00:03:05]

Have to have my medication[00:03:09]

Living with a hernia I feel bad[00:03:13]