所属专辑:Old School British Comedy
时长: 02:06
Mrs. Worthington - Noel Coward and Orchestra/Richard Murdoch[00:00:00]
Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs. Worthington[00:00:08]
Don't put your daughter on the stage[00:00:12]
The profession is overcrowded[00:00:15]
And the struggle's pretty tough[00:00:17]
And admitting the fact[00:00:19]
She's burning to act[00:00:20]
That isn't quite enough[00:00:20]
She has nice hands[00:00:22]
Give the wretched girl her due[00:00:24]
But don't you think her bust is too[00:00:26]
Developed for her age[00:00:28]
I repeat Mrs. Worthington[00:00:29]
Sweet Mrs. Worthington[00:00:31]
Don't put your daughter on the stage[00:00:33]
Regarding yours[00:00:37]
Dear Mrs. Worthington[00:00:38]
Of Wednesday the twenty third[00:00:40]
Although your baby[00:00:43]
May be keen on a stage career[00:00:45]
How can I make it clear[00:00:47]
This is not a good idea[00:00:49]
For her to hope[00:00:51]
Dear Mrs. Worthington[00:00:52]
Is on the face of it absurd[00:00:54]
Her personality[00:00:57]
Is not in reality[00:00:59]
Exciting enough[00:01:01]
Inviting enough[00:01:02]
For this particular sphere[00:01:02]
Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs. Worthington[00:01:04]
Don't put your daughter on the stage[00:01:08]
She's a bit of an ugly duckling[00:01:11]
You must honestly confess[00:01:13]
And the width of her seat[00:01:14]
Would surely defeat[00:01:17]
It's a loud voice[00:01:18]
And though it's not exactly flat[00:01:20]
She'll need a little more than that[00:01:21]
To earn a living wage[00:01:23]
On my knees Mrs. Worthington[00:01:25]
Please Mrs. Worthington[00:01:27]
Don't put your daughter on the stage[00:01:28]
Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs. Worthington[00:01:32]
Don't put your daughter on the stage[00:01:36]
Though they said at the school of acting[00:01:39]
She was lovely as peer gynt[00:01:41]
I fear on the whole[00:01:42]
An ingé nue role[00:01:44]
Would emphasize her squint[00:01:45]
She's a big girl[00:01:46]
And though her teeth are fairly good[00:01:48]
She's not the type I ever would[00:01:50]
Be eager to engage[00:01:51]
No more buts Mrs. Worthington[00:01:53]
Nuts Mrs. Worthington[00:01:55]
Don't put your daughter on the stage[00:01:57]