《Thank God For Girls》歌词

歌曲： Thank God For Girls

所属专辑：Thank God For Girls

歌手： Weezer

时长： 03:30

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Thank God for Girls - Weezer[00:00:00]

The girl in the pastry shop with the net in her hair[00:00:04]

Is making a cannoli for you to take on your hiking trip[00:00:07]

In the woods with your bros[00:00:10]

that you've known since second grade[00:00:12]

And you may encounter dragons[00:00:14]

or ruffians and be called upon[00:00:15]

To employ your testosterone[00:00:18]

In a battle for supremacy[00:00:20]

and access to females glued to the TV[00:00:21]

And even if you are victorious you may receive many cuts[00:00:25]

Bruises and scrapes[00:00:28]

And you will require band aids and antiseptic ointments[00:00:29]

And tender loving kisses on your stab wounds[00:00:32]

and when you come home[00:00:34]

She will be there waiting for you with a fire in her eyes[00:00:36]

And a big fat cannoli to shove in your mouth[00:00:40]

And that's why you[00:00:42]

Thank God for girls[00:00:44]

Holla Jesu Christe[00:00:49]

From Tennessee to LA[00:00:51]

Thank God for girls[00:00:54]

On your reckoning day[00:00:59]

You better bow down and pray[00:01:02]

She's so big[00:01:04]

She's so strong[00:01:06]

She's so energetic in her sweaty overalls[00:01:09]

Thank God for girls[00:01:14]

Thank God for girls[00:01:19]

Thank God for girls[00:01:22]

I'm so glad I got a girl to think of even though[00:01:25]

She isn't mine[00:01:28]

I think about her all the day[00:01:30]

And all the night it's enough to know that she's alive[00:01:32]

She says I give her sweaty palms[00:01:35]

she almost had a heart attack[00:01:36]

The truth is that I'm just as scared I don't know how to act[00:01:38]

I wish that I could get to know her better[00:01:40]

But meeting up in real life[00:01:42]

would cause the illusion to shatter[00:01:43]

I carved her name into all the trees[00:01:45]

Sang a song down on one knee[00:01:48]

Looking at the underwear page of the Sears catalog like[00:01:50]

When I was 14[00:01:53]

I'm levitating like a magnet turned the wrong way around[00:01:55]

I'm like an Indian Fakir tryna' meditate[00:02:00]

On a bed of nails with my pants pulled down[00:02:02]

Thank God for girls[00:02:05]

Holla Jesu Christe[00:02:10]

From Tennessee to LA[00:02:12]

Thank God for girls[00:02:15]

On your reckoning day[00:02:20]

You better bow down and pray[00:02:22]

She's so big[00:02:25]

She's so strong[00:02:27]

She's so energetic in her sweaty overalls[00:02:30]

Thank God for girls[00:02:35]

Thank God for girls[00:02:40]

Thank God for girls[00:02:42]

God took a rib from Adam[00:02:46]

Ground it up in a centrifuge machine[00:02:48]

Mixed it with cardamom and cloves[00:02:51]

Microwaved it on the popcorn setting[00:02:53]

While Adam was like that really hurts[00:02:55]

Going off into the tundra so pissed at God[00:02:59]

And he started lighting minor forest fires[00:03:03]

Stealing osprey eggs[00:03:05]

Messing with the bees[00:03:07]

who were trying to pollinate the echinacea[00:03:07]

Until God said Ima smite you with loneliness[00:03:10]

And break your heart in two[00:03:13]

And Adam wept and wailed[00:03:16]

Tearing out his hair, falling on his knees[00:03:18]

Looked to the sky and said[00:03:23]

Thank God[00:03:26]