《Red White & Blues》歌词

歌曲： Red White & Blues

所属专辑：Red， White & Blues

歌手： mighty mo rodgers

时长： 03:38

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Hi, welcome to America! Glad you made it.[00:03:38]

On the left you’ll notice a coin slot.[00:03:38]

Insert dollars only please.[00:03:38]

Got no bread for the rent,[00:03:38]

I got my next two paychecks spent[00:03:38]

And my debts are rising faster than a rocket[00:03:38]

Money comes, doesn’t stay, now they say I’ve got to pay[00:03:38]

And the man’s got his hands in yo’ pocket[00:03:38]

I got the red, white, and blues, cause I got to pay my dues[00:03:38]

To the Land of the Free, so they call it[00:03:38]

I say, Help me through this mess[00:03:38]

And they say, Kiss my IRS[00:03:38]

And they left me here with the red white and blues[00:03:38]

They demand I supply, but my deficit is high[00:03:38]

And I don’t know how I’m ever gonna make it[00:03:38]

While I watch my taxes soar, they say, Son you owe us more![00:03:38]

And if you don’t hand it over we’ll just take it[00:03:38]

Got the red, white, and blues, cause I got to pay my dues[00:03:38]

To the Land of the Free, so they call it[00:03:38]

I say, Help me through this mess[00:03:38]

And they say, Kiss my IRS[00:03:38]

And they left me here with the red white and blues[00:03:38]

(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)[00:03:38]

You see friends, Uncle Sam needs your money![00:03:38]

We got to support the CIA, the FBI,[00:03:38]

And all of our associates at the BCCI![00:03:38]

Clark, he didn’t know anything-he didn’t know ANYthing![00:03:38]

We gotta fund some studies on UFOs,[00:03:38]

We gotta help out all those poor S and Ls,[00:03:38]

We gotta have a meeting with eating…so[00:03:38]

We can’t give you a break, now can we, son? So,[00:03:38]

I tell ya what we’re gonna do:[00:03:38]

We’re gonna take your house,[00:03:38]

We’re gonna take your car,[00:03:38]

We’re gonna take your wife,[00:03:38]

And we’re gonna take your guitar,[00:03:38]

And if you got any dreams we’re gonna take them, too![00:03:38]

Heh heh heh heh—have a nice day![00:03:38]

I’ve got the red, white, and blues, cause I got to pay my dues[00:03:38]

To the Land of the Free, so they call it[00:03:38]

I say, Help me through this mess[00:03:38]

And they say, K-k-k-kiss my IRS[00:03:38]

And they left me here with the red white and blues[00:03:38]

Come right this way.[00:03:38]

Welcome to my office.[00:03:38]

I do a lot of damage from this 12-by-12 cubicle! (laugh) You’ll see! Yeah![00:03:38]

You know, I mean,[00:03:38]

Let me take a couple of examples here of great Americans who’ve contributed to our culture.[00:03:38]

We like to treat ‘em the way we like to treat ‘em![00:03:38]

For instance, Redd Foxx,[00:03:38]

Well he’s dead, but he had some gold chains on when he was buried,[00:03:38]

You know, we know how to get in there and get those chains![00:03:38]

And, well, ol’ Willie Nelson![00:03:38]

Everybody loves him and well,[00:03:38]

He was manipulated by a couple of big name accounting firms,[00:03:38]

But that’s not gonna stop us from taking everything he’s got, is it? NO![00:03:38]

I’m gonna get you, Willie! Heh heh heh heh.[00:03:38]

And now, well lemme see, ol’ –uh- Sammy Davis, Jr! Everybody loved him,[00:03:38]

Well we’ll just chase his wife til she dies and take everything she has, too![00:03:38]

Because that’s the way we work![00:03:38]

We’re the IRS! We are the United States Government![00:03:38]

We spend our money the way it should be spent.[00:03:38]

You see, for example, in California,[00:03:38]

All these auto plants are moving down to Mexico,[00:03:38]

Because the labor rates are cheaper.[00:03:38]

We provide tax incentives for them to do that,[00:03:38]

And then we just blame the unemployment on the Japanese! (laugh!)[00:03:38]

Ding-dong![00:03:38]

Hi, I’m John, this is my wife, Cindy.[00:03:38]

We’re IRS agents, we live next door to you now.[00:03:38]