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I was at the bar with my drinkin team,[00:04:14]
It was me Jack Daniels and my homey Jim Bean.[00:04:14]
We were kinda blitzed and we were trying to behave Y'all[00:04:14]
when in walked a soldier he was from the fuzzy naval.[00:04:14]
We were fallin, stumblin, crawlin[00:04:14]
her come da police, Captain Tom Collins,[00:04:14]
and the rapper said freeze[00:04:14]
he said "hands in the air and hand over your keys"[00:04:14]
now we did, and that was kinda simple,[00:04:14]
now here came Marguarita and her friend Shirley Temple.[00:04:14]
I asked my friend 'bout Marguarita,[00:04:14]
he said Shirley was a virgin an I wouldn't wanna meet her.[00:04:14]
So I talked to Marguarita, cause yoh, she was flyer.[00:04:14]
I took her to the coast cause I wanted to Screw Driver.[00:04:14]
Now Im not one for a speech,[00:04:14]
but there was plenty of Tequila and Sex On The Beach, Y'all.[00:04:14]
Tequila[00:04:14]
Te-Te-Te - Tequila[00:04:14]
Tequila[00:04:14]
Here we go again and Im not fussin,[00:04:14]
see I'm a French Mexican but I can get with White Russians,[00:04:14]
at the bar with a drink in my hand.[00:04:14]
In walked Jose Cuervo what was marguaritas man.[00:04:14]
I talked to the wise man cause, yoh he's distinguished.[00:04:14]
His name was St. Ives and he spoke in old english.[00:04:14]
He said "you'd better think fast,[00:04:14]
cause Jose is kinda crazy and I heard he Shot Glass".[00:04:14]
He gave me some advice and it went like this:[00:04:14]
"catch the night train and head up to 'cisco"[00:04:14]
I didn't wanna stick around,[00:04:14]
I caught the 1: 51 to New York, the Grey Hound.[00:04:14]
Now I'm at the Red Zone, everybody's stylin'.[00:04:14]
Was sippin Ice Teas on Long Island.[00:04:14]
I blacked out and the party came to a halt,[00:04:14]
cause I was drinking the Tequila with the lemon assault Y'all[00:04:14]
Tequila[00:04:14]
Te-Te-Te - Tequila[00:04:14]
Tequila[00:04:14]
I woke up in the morning and felt like a Zombie,[00:04:14]
the Tequila Gold Label had bombed me.[00:04:14]
You see I woke up late and wasn't feelin' so great,[00:04:14]
And Mike said there's a Bicardi party startin' at eight.[00:04:14]
Yo we walked in the party and started playin our games,[00:04:14]
we played tops, fuzzy quarters, with Bartles & James.[00:04:14]
Here came Shirley Temple and they told me to chill,[00:04:14]
because the Mickey Brothers took her up to strawberry hill.[00:04:14]
They took her $1000 mink and she could barely think,[00:04:14]
cause the Tequila that she drank had her tickled pink.[00:04:14]
Now the music came on and I rocked the instrumental.[00:04:14]
There's a groupie named Mai Tai, a fly oriental.[00:04:14]
A groupie is a girl that jocks,[00:04:14]
She wore the def Black Velvet and drank Scotch on the Rocks.[00:04:14]
We had a fake marriage, now here's to honeymoon,[00:04:14]
Ya zone vagabond and the Blue Lagoon.[00:04:14]
Now everybody take a word from the wise,[00:04:14]
A girly and a bottle, Tequila Sunrise.[00:04:14]
Tequila[00:04:14]
Te-Te-Te - Tequila[00:04:14]
Tequila[00:04:14]
Tequila[00:04:14]
Te-Te-Te - Tequila[00:04:14]
Tequila[00:04:14]