《Hip Hop Quotables》歌词

歌曲： Hip Hop Quotables

所属专辑：Chicken-n-Beer

歌手： Ludacris

时长： 03:10

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Hip Hop Quotables - Ludacris[00:00:00]

Written by：Chris Bridges/Erick Sermon[00:00:00]

High my name's Ludacris and I'm high as girrafes butts[00:00:00]

And I'm close to the edge so[00:00:03]

Your parents can come push me[00:00:05]

I curse so much just to get on they nerves[00:00:07]

I got kids actin a fool from the traps to the burbs[00:00:09]

My filthy mouf it won't fight cavities or beat plaque[00:00:12]

So I shot the tooth fairy aahhh[00:00:15]

And took my old teeth back[00:00:16]

I'll take a sh*t on the equator the size of a crater[00:00:18]

And make Government officials breath harder than Darth Vader[00:00:21]

It's the chicken the beer that make luda keep rappin[00:00:24]

But no pork on my fork I 'dont even speak pig Latin[00:00:26]

I go fishin on my lake wit yo b**ch as da bait[00:00:30]

Plus I eat many M C's but I 'dont gain no weight[00:00:32]

The number 1 chief rocker clean out your rap lockers[00:00:35]

I'm as stiff as a board your more shook than maracas[00:00:38]

But my tricks ain't for kids if[00:00:41]

You dig 'em you'll get smaked[00:00:43]

I'll clock yah I'll spring forward you'll fall back whoo[00:00:44]

Every album that I drop has got more than ten bangers yeah[00:00:47]

Thats 'cause I'm a shot caller ya'll fools are crank yankers bells[00:00:50]

Ain't a d**n thing changed but the ice on my chain[00:00:53]

I get chicks from Portland oregon to Portland maine[00:00:56]

Now I role up torpedoes get blunted wit rastas[00:00:58]

For a hefty fee I'm on your record like bob castas yeah[00:01:02]

I own so many jerseys I'm a throw back mess[00:01:05]

I hit the cleaners an tell 'em[00:01:07]

I want a full court press owe[00:01:09]

So mama toast yah glass while I'm countin my cash[00:01:11]

'Cause every single is a smash[00:01:13]

I'm hot as a camals a** ha[00:01:15]

The competition never just wanna admit that they lost[00:01:17]

And that they last about as[00:01:19]

Long as my part in the wash[00:01:20]

From your car to a crap game no one rolls witchu[00:01:22]

One of mini me's shoes got more soul than you ok[00:01:25]

So by the time you figure out why your record ain't spinnin[00:01:28]

I'm in the strip club smokin wit[00:01:31]

Presedent clinton[00:01:33]

So stand clear of the long side burns and go tee[00:01:34]

They made the mold of the p*nis enlarger off me me[00:01:37]

I'll be in another when I hit from the back back[00:01:40]

Not to mention my refrigerators taller than shaq yeah[00:01:43]

So yippie ka ye yippie yi yi yo yo if you[00:01:46]

Can't swim 'dont smoke my hydro dro[00:01:49]

I've been lookin for a woman just to put my stamp on[00:01:52]

But alotta ya'll are more stuck up than tampons whoo[00:01:54]

So wash all you sins away and start prayin yeah[00:01:57]

If God's line is busy you might[00:02:01]

Have to two way him uh hmm[00:02:02]

And catch me in your back yard playin' croquet[00:02:04]

And when I'm drunk I'll be tellin[00:02:06]

Kids drugs are bad umm kay[00:02:07]

Or watch me swing my chains at the Rascals of Peko[00:02:09]

Got seven cars I get all my rims at chrome depot[00:02:12]

And people think I'm bad they say ooh he's so evil[00:02:15]

'Cause I go on blind dates with[00:02:18]

Actual blind people owe[00:02:19]

But my albums out the store[00:02:21]

Yours be on the shelf uh hmm[00:02:22]

I heard you masterbate alot so ya'll keep to yourself[00:02:24]

'Cause these women want a man to stay up and stay strong[00:02:26]

Like the N B A you gotta play hard or go home[00:02:29]

All that sh*t that ya'll talkin[00:02:33]

Ya'll can pop it to them[00:02:34]

'Cause ludacris will beat you down with a prosthetic limb[00:02:35]

I'll put my foot so deep in your[00:02:38]

A** that you can smell it[00:02:40]

And your breath'll turn to[00:02:41]

Footlocker water repelant[00:02:42]

I'm the man I got money far as the eyes can see[00:02:44]

And I'm in a group I split[00:02:47]

Dough wit me me and me[00:02:48]

So much money in my jewelery that I'm d**n near sorry[00:02:50]

So I'ma trade my earings in and get a ferrari whoo[00:02:53]

I buy cars wit straight cash have meetins wit donald trump[00:02:56]

Yall meet wit honda no payments for 12 months[00:02:59]

Take a look at your life and no wonder your so sad[00:03:02]

Ya'll put up wit more sh*t than a colostomy bag[00:03:05]

Ha ha ha[00:03:07]