所属专辑:Professional Rapper
歌手: Brain&Lil Dicky
时长: 10:45
Pillow Talking - Lil Dicky&Brain[00:00:00]
Ey, ey... Damn![00:00:07]
L' tap twice on some ass like some grams[00:00:12]
(I just fucked...)[00:00:21]
Now what I'm doing?[00:00:26]
I'm just pillow talking with a bitch[00:00:28]
I'm just pillow talking with a bitch[00:00:33]
I just finished passin' on a bitch[00:00:37]
Now I'm pillow talking with a bitch[00:00:42]
I'm like girl that was great[00:00:45]
talk about a connection.[00:00:47]
Am I alone in my praise?[00:00:49]
Do you share my assessment?[00:00:51]
She like yeah that was nice.[00:00:54]
I enjoyed myself.[00:00:57]
Great, yeah[00:00:59]
She like can you reach that shelf[00:01:02]
for my phone, I'll take care the alarm.[00:01:04]
I'm like "oh, for the morning, like to sleep?"[00:01:07]
She like yeah we just had sex[00:01:10]
What did you think?[00:01:15]
I was just gonna fuck you and leave?[00:01:16]
No, I - I hadn't thought that far ahead[00:01:18]
But of course, can I get you a T-Shirt?[00:01:22]
OH, can you not tickle my hair?[00:01:26]
It's just a personal thing, it's not you[00:01:29]
Okay sorry for doing it[00:01:32]
No, it's not a personal thing, it's not you[00:01:33]
Okay cool. Yeah[00:01:36]
Uhhh, so you're from Minnesota?[00:01:40]
Only thing I know is that it's cold[00:01:42]
Break it down, how's it compare[00:01:44]
To living in LA?[00:01:45]
Well, I can't compare them they're so different[00:01:46]
Y'know what I'm sayin?[00:01:49]
Yeah, for sure[00:01:50]
She like apples to oranges[00:01:52]
Yeah, well you can still compare them but I hear ya[00:01:53]
What's the deal with your family? Got any siblings?[00:01:56]
She like I have a brother, I'm like oh what he do[00:01:59]
She like he in the Army. Oh, true[00:02:04]
Uhh, do you fuck with the war?[00:02:08]
She like huh, what did you just say?[00:02:14]
Huh, like just now?[00:02:17]
Yeah[00:02:19]
Do you fuck to the war?[00:02:20]
No I don't fuck with the war[00:02:21]
I'm like no I don't fuck with the war[00:02:23]
Just don't know how to react to the forces[00:02:25]
I should have just thanked you of course -[00:02:27]
Uh, why would you thank me?[00:02:29]
Uh... I guess I assumed it would extend to the families but okay[00:02:31]
While we on the topic[00:02:35]
I been actually thinking about some shit[00:02:36]
About the Army and Navy[00:02:38]
What if tomorrow is the day[00:02:39]
That the fucking aliens came[00:02:40]
And invaded our nation?[00:02:41]
Like, would we even be able to fuck with their shit?[00:02:42]
Like do we have the type of weaponry to fuck with their shit?[00:02:44]
So not at all, would they just walk up in this motherfucker[00:02:46]
Laughin at us, and blastin at us[00:02:48]
And makin everybody disentegrate and assimilate[00:02:50]
Without a hint of intimidation?[00:02:52]
And can we be doin some shit to make they heart race?[00:02:54]
Granted I don't know the alien heart, but[00:02:55]
You get what the fuck I'm sayin?[00:02:57]
Like what the fuck would it be like?[00:02:59]
Would they be like Earth go hard?[00:03:01]
Or would it be just another conquest?[00:03:02]
Or would they be like damn earth go hard[00:03:05]
They was harder than Simian[00:03:07]
You ever talk to your brother about this type of stuff?[00:03:09]
Then she like no[00:03:13]
I'm like well what you think?[00:03:15]
She like I don't concern myself with hypotheticals that couldn't be[00:03:17]
I'm like girl what you mean?[00:03:21]
She like I don't believe[00:03:24]
In the war?[00:03:26]
In aliens[00:03:26]
Oh... hold up[00:03:28]
hold up[00:03:29]
Girl what you sayin?[00:03:30]
That all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand?[00:03:32]
I guess[00:03:36]
What an enormous coincidence that shit would be[00:03:37]
Do you see what I'm sayin?[00:03:39]
I can't hear what you're sayin[00:03:40]
Well the whole universe always expandin[00:03:42]
There are infinite galaxies[00:03:44]
Why would we be the anomaly?[00:03:46]
She like that's no coincidence[00:03:49]
I call that shit god[00:03:52]
I'm like oh you're religous, bitch?[00:03:54]
You think it's all god[00:03:56]
No I know it's all god[00:03:57]
No I know that there might be a god[00:03:58]
First off nobody knows there's a god[00:04:00]
Girl I think we should drop this[00:04:01]
No, what's goin on in your brain right now?[00:04:04]
Brain. uhh, brain on some other shit tho'[00:04:06]
I been all up in the club for the year hey brain[00:04:10]
I been killin shit don't mind me[00:04:15]
I'm just top flight[00:04:19]
I could sure use a Sprite[00:04:21]
I'm thirsty as fuck[00:04:23]
Who gettin money?[00:04:25]
That's brain[00:04:26]
Who make decisions?[00:04:27]
That's brain[00:04:28]
Who make the hit's[00:04:29]
That's been brain[00:04:30]
Who run the whole operation[00:04:31]
That be brain so[00:04:33]
Brain, can you just get back to the issue here[00:04:34]
Uh, can you just remind the brain?[00:04:37]
You're such an idiot, we're talking about God[00:04:41]
And if he exists[00:04:43]
Don't call brain names[00:04:44]
The brain couldn't recall[00:04:46]
But if I'm not mistaken the bitch on the left[00:04:48]
Guaranteed there's a god[00:04:51]
I believe in a god, yes[00:04:52]
So god never wrong[00:04:53]
God never wrong, right?[00:04:56]
Yeah, that's like the whole point[00:04:57]
Brain just get there, please[00:04:59]
Hold up. So god made the earth[00:05:01]
And god was like hold up, this shit is boring[00:05:03]
It need more shit[00:05:08]
God was like imma put dinosaurs on that bitch[00:05:10]
Dinosaurs on that bitch[00:05:13]
Then he like why'd I put dinosaurs on that shit[00:05:14]
What is your brain even saying?[00:05:17]
Can he get to the point[00:05:18]
Hold up brain you just did it[00:05:19]
God ain't wrong what the fuck was he thinking[00:05:21]
About what?[00:05:23]
Bitch the dinosaurs[00:05:25]
He made the Earth for them[00:05:27]
But then he like nah[00:05:28]
Dinosaurs was just blah[00:05:29]
Imma cook up some blondes[00:05:31]
Like, he was way off[00:05:33]
I don't look like a dinosaur[00:05:34]
Ho them things 35 foot[00:05:36]
I'm like 5 foot 11[00:05:38]
(But on Tinder I'm 6 foot)[00:05:39]
Seen that Broncheosaurus[00:05:40]
That thing fuckin neck go to heaven[00:05:42]
And that's just an expression[00:05:45]
Bitch, there ain't no heaven[00:05:46]
I'm just messin but if he ain't wrong[00:05:49]
I guess this the exception[00:05:51]
Can I talk now?[00:05:52]
Go ahead[00:05:54]
Look[00:05:56]
Everything in life has purpose[00:05:56]
You, chickens, a midget at a circus (what?)[00:05:58]
I don't interpret[00:06:01]
Shit like that's not for me to determine[00:06:03]
So dinosaurs purpose was to just die?[00:06:05]
That's not for me to determine (But, okay...)[00:06:08]
I'm just a person (okay)[00:06:13]
But think of the root of the argument, girl[00:06:14]
View how we started this girl, you don't believe in the aliens (Yeah, I just...)[00:06:17]
You can find god the earth girl I find that shit silly and[00:06:21]
I just don't presume to know the plan[00:06:24]
Bitch me neither but that's not what I been sayin'[00:06:26]
But what are you sayin?[00:06:29]
Why can't God fuck with aliens?[00:06:29]
Why can't Earth be like a fucking small sideproject for this guy?[00:06:31]
Okay, look, we just don't see eye to eye[00:06:35]
Yeah, but logically, like, you don't believe in your side[00:06:37]
Yeah, but you're like bringing up the dinosaurs[00:06:42]
We could have shared the earth with them nobody knows[00:06:44]
Damn there is hard solid evidence, girl[00:06:47]
Like whats next you don't fuck with Pangea?[00:06:49]
She like lets change the subject[00:06:52]
That bitch don't know about Pangea[00:06:54]
Brain leave it alone[00:06:56]
I'm starving, are you hungry by chance?[00:06:59]
Oh my god i'm so hungry[00:07:01]
Yes, do you wanna get a pizza?[00:07:03]
Fuck yeah. fuck yeah, i'm on it[00:07:05]
Also i'm sorry about that whole interrogation thing[00:07:08]
Come on dude i'm a grown up[00:07:10]
I'm capable of having[00:07:11]
Intelligent conversations[00:07:13]
Okay i just fuck it[00:07:15]
Okay back to this pizza I lean pepperoni[00:07:17]
Ugh[00:07:19]
Sausage?[00:07:20]
How can you eat that shit[00:07:21]
No no no, this not dominoes[00:07:22]
This legit[00:07:24]
It's high quality meat and shit[00:07:24]
No, no, I'm vegetarian[00:07:27]
Oh, well we can get half pepperoni[00:07:30]
And half of whatever you like[00:07:35]
Uh, ew, I can't have that shit in the same box[00:07:37]
Seriously? (Yeah) Y'mad against me?[00:07:42]
No i'm mad against us being gluttonous[00:07:45]
Thinking that animals live on this earth to get eat[00:07:47]
Okay, is it how we treat them?[00:07:50]
Huh, it sure doesn't help[00:07:52]
She like i'm not opposed to us huntin'[00:07:54]
But now we not trackin them down[00:07:58]
We just breed them to eat, that's disgusting[00:07:59]
You should honestly read on this subject[00:08:02]
Alright hold up[00:08:04]
Just because we not runnin around with a bow and arrow[00:08:05]
Doesn't mean we not hunting these chickens[00:08:07]
We just decided the place to do our hunting intelligently enough[00:08:08]
To manipulate these animals and get 'em to do exactly what we want[00:08:11]
That's my point we just incubate animals[00:08:14]
Instead of letting them live how they come[00:08:15]
But, that's just your God at work, bitch![00:08:18]
Like, we go hard on earth[00:08:20]
What you think happened right now[00:08:22]
If you left my place[00:08:23]
And there was like three wolves waiting for you[00:08:24]
Wolves?[00:08:26]
Bitch they would tear your ass up[00:08:27]
Viciously[00:08:29]
Like they would eat your titties[00:08:30]
(And your pussy)[00:08:31]
That's what they do[00:08:32]
(And your face and shit)[00:08:33]
Humans are smarter bitch[00:08:34]
That's what we do[00:08:35]
She like apples to oranges[00:08:37]
Bitch that phrase don't make no sense[00:08:38]
Why can't fruit be compared?[00:08:40]
She like i'm gonna leave[00:08:41]
There's just all of these conflicting principals[00:08:43]
Right, enjoy your pepperoni pizza[00:08:45]
I will, that's my god given right[00:08:46]
She like where is my bag[00:08:50]
Oh that leather one next to the trash?[00:08:52]
That's the one, right? made out of cow, i think?[00:08:55]
Uhh why are there no Ubers in this area[00:08:58]
So you don't eat the meat, you just be wear the shit[00:09:00]
I'm not listening dude[00:09:03]
Thats barbaric as shit[00:09:04]
Do you come from the vikings?[00:09:07]
Why are even still talking?[00:09:08]
Do you take peoples land?[00:09:09]
Do you fuck with the war?[00:09:11]
How are there no Ubers anywhere?[00:09:13]
Just download Lyft, they are bigger presence out here[00:09:14]
I don't wanna add shit to my phone[00:09:18]
Okay the choices are clear[00:09:20]
Ubers are not around here[00:09:22]
Taxis will come but they real slow[00:09:24]
And the brain gotta poop[00:09:26]
T minus 5 till the brain gotta shit[00:09:29]
I just downloaded Lyft[00:09:31]
But it's being so glitchy[00:09:32]
Okay look do you just want to sleep here[00:09:34]
Uhh no thanks[00:09:37]
It's past 2 am[00:09:38]
I'm not sharing a bed with you[00:09:39]
You can sleep in my bed i can sleep on the floor[00:09:40]
Fine you're sure?[00:09:44]
Yeah its cool I won't throw you out to the wolves[00:09:47]
Oh my god you are so annoying[00:09:49]
I couldn't help myself[00:09:50]
But can you at least throw me a pillow[00:09:52]
I'm just pillow talkin with a bitch[00:09:55]
I'm just pillow talkin with a bitch[00:09:59]
I just finished passing on a bitch[00:10:04]
Now i'm pillow talking with a bitch[00:10:09]
Brain gotta poop, still[00:10:15]
Please don't neglect the brain[00:10:20]
Please don't neglect the brain[00:10:24]
Hold on is that my Lyft?[00:10:31]
Nah I got a pizza[00:10:33]
Full pepperoni too[00:10:34]
So you're not gonna wanna be a part of it[00:10:36]
But first you should poop[00:10:37]
Please don't neglect the brain[00:10:39]