所属专辑:Sunset Boulevard
时长: 04:20
The Lady's Paying - Nicolas Colicos/Patti LuPone/Kevin Anderson/Ensemble[00:00:00]
Written by:Andrew Lloyd Webber[00:00:00]
Hurry up the birthday boy is on his way[00:00:04]
This is a surprise celebration[00:00:08]
I hope you've remembered everything I've said[00:00:11]
I want to see a total transformation[00:00:16]
What's all this[00:00:19]
Happy birthday darling did you think we'd forgotten[00:00:21]
Thanks[00:00:23]
These people are from the best men's shop in town[00:00:24]
I had them close it down for the day[00:00:26]
Norma now listen[00:00:28]
I'll leave you boys to it[00:00:28]
Happy birthday welcome to your shopathon[00:00:37]
What's going on[00:00:39]
Help yourself it's all been taken care of[00:00:41]
Anyone who's anyone is dressed by me[00:00:45]
Well golly gee[00:00:48]
Pick out anything you'd like a pair of[00:00:49]
You just point I'll do the rest[00:00:53]
I've brought nothing but the best[00:00:55]
You're a very lucky writer[00:00:57]
Come along now get undressed[00:00:59]
Unless I'm much mistaken[00:01:02]
That's a 42 inch chest[00:01:04]
I don't understand a word you're saying[00:01:06]
Well all you need to know's the lady's paying[00:01:10]
It's nice to get your just reward this time of year[00:01:13]
Get outta here[00:01:16]
And all my merchandise is strictly kosher[00:01:17]
When you've thrown away all your old worn out stuff[00:01:21]
Hey that's enough[00:01:24]
Perhaps you'd like to model for my brochure[00:01:25]
I have just the thing for you[00:01:29]
Chalk stripe suits[00:01:31]
In black[00:01:32]
Or blue[00:01:32]
Glen plaid trousers[00:01:33]
Cashmere sweaters[00:01:34]
Bathing shorts for Malibu[00:01:35]
Here's a patent leather lace up[00:01:38]
It's a virtuoso shoe[00:01:40]
And a simply marvelous coat made of vicuna[00:01:42]
You know what you can do with your vicuna[00:01:47]
Come on Joe you haven't even started yet[00:01:50]
You wanna bet[00:01:52]
I thought by now he'd look the height of fashion[00:01:54]
He always takes forever making up his mind[00:01:57]
Don't be unkind[00:02:00]
I thought you writers knew about compassion[00:02:01]
I love flannel on a man[00:02:05]
This will complement his tan[00:02:08]
We'll take two of these and four of those[00:02:10]
I'm still your greatest fan[00:02:12]
Very soon now we'll have stopped him[00:02:14]
Looking like an also ran[00:02:17]
You're going to make me sorry that I'm staying[00:02:19]
Well all right I'll choose after all I'm paying[00:02:22]
Evening clothes[00:02:26]
I want to see your most deluxe[00:02:27]
Won't wear a tux[00:02:29]
Of course not dear tuxedos are for waiters[00:02:30]
What we need are tails a white tie and top hat[00:02:33]
I can't wear that[00:02:36]
Joe second rate clothes are for second raters[00:02:37]
I seek today of that[00:02:41]
Se wow filling station shirt[00:02:42]
And the boring baggie jacket[00:02:45]
And with yesterday desert[00:02:47]
I don't have to go to premieres[00:02:49]
I'm never on display[00:02:52]
You seem to forget that I'm a writer[00:02:54]
Who cares what you wear when you're a writer[00:02:57]
I can't join and please don't be so mean to me[00:03:01]
Ok all right[00:03:04]
You will be charming to my new year's eve party[00:03:05]
I've been invited somewhere else on new year's eve[00:03:08]
Thats why no[00:03:12]
Try always see the new year's eve party[00:03:13]
I can't do without you Joe I need you[00:03:17]
I've sent out every single invitation[00:03:21]
All right Norma I give in[00:03:25]
Of course you do[00:03:27]
And when they've dressed you[00:03:29]
You'll 'cause a sensation[00:03:31]
We equip the chosen few of Movie land and[00:03:34]
The latest cut[00:03:37]
We dress every movie star and crooner[00:03:38]
From their shiny toecaps to their hatband[00:03:42]
Conceal your gut[00:03:45]
You won't regret selecting the vicuna[00:03:46]
If you need a hand to shake[00:03:50]
If there's a girl you want to make[00:03:52]
If there's a soul you're out to capture[00:03:54]
Or a heart you want to break[00:03:56]
If you want the world to love you[00:03:59]
You'll have to learn to take[00:04:01]
You must decide with bursie was training[00:04:03]
And certain potars walk the lady's paying[00:04:07]
And why not have it all[00:04:10]
The lady's paying[00:04:17]