所属专辑:Show Me What You Got - A Tribute to Jay-Z
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99 Problems (99个问题) - Ameritz Tribute Tracks[00:00:00]
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:00:13]
I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:00:16]
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol[00:00:18]
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed[00:00:21]
Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"[00:00:24]
I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those[00:00:26]
If you grew up with holes in your zapatos[00:00:29]
You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough[00:00:31]
I'm like f**k critics you can kiss my whole asshole[00:00:34]
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward[00:00:36]
Got beef with radio if I don't play they show[00:00:39]
They don't play my hits well I don't give a sh*t SO[00:00:41]
Rap mags try and use my black a**[00:00:44]
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads f**kers[00:00:47]
I don't know what you take me as[00:00:50]
Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has[00:00:52]
I'm from rags to riches ni**a I ain't dumb[00:00:54]
I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:00:57]
Hit me[00:01:00]
99 Problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:01:02]
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:01:05]
I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:01:07]
Hit me[00:01:10]
The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw[00:01:10]
In my rear view mirror is the mother f**king law[00:01:12]
I got two choices yall pull over the car or[00:01:15]
Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor[00:01:17]
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake[00:01:20]
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case[00:01:23]
So I pull over to the side of the road[00:01:25]
And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for "[00:01:28]
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low[00:01:31]
Do I look like a mind reader sir I don't know[00:01:33]
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo [00:01:36]
"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"[00:01:38]
"License and registration and step out of the car"[00:01:41]
"Are you carrying a weapon on you[00:01:44]
I know a lot of you are"[00:01:45]
I ain't stepping out of sh*t all my papers legit[00:01:46]
"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit "[00:01:48]
Well my glove compartment is locked[00:01:51]
So is the trunk and the back[00:01:53]
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that[00:01:54]
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some[00:01:56]
Type of lawyer or something "[00:01:59]
"Or somebody important or something "[00:01:59]
Nah I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit[00:02:01]
Enough that you won't illegally search my sh*t[00:02:04]
"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"[00:02:07]
I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:02:09]
Hit me[00:02:11]
99 Problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:02:14]
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:02:17]
I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:02:19]
Hit me[00:02:21]
99 Problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:02:25]
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:02:27]
I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:02:29]
Hit me[00:02:32]
Now once upon a time not too long ago[00:02:33]
A ni**a like myself had to strong arm a hoe[00:02:35]
This is not a hoe in the sense of having a p**sy[00:02:37]
But a p**sy having no God Damn sense try and push me[00:02:40]
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord[00:02:43]
Pray for him cause some fools just love to perform[00:02:45]
You know the type loud as a motor bike[00:02:48]
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight[00:02:50]
The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clapping[00:02:53]
He and his boys gon' be yapping to the captain[00:02:55]
And there I go trapped in the kit kat again[00:02:58]
Back through the system with the riff raff again[00:03:01]
Fiends on the floor scratching again[00:03:03]
Paparazzi's with they cameras snapping them[00:03:06]
D A tried to give the ni**a the shaft again[00:03:08]
Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African[00:03:11]
All because this fool was harrassin' them[00:03:13]
Trying to play the boy like hes saccarin[00:03:16]
But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun[00:03:19]
I got 99 problems but being a b**ch ain't one[00:03:21]
Hit me[00:03:23]
99 Problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:03:27]
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:03:29]
I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:03:31]
Hit me[00:03:33]
99 Problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:03:37]
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:03:39]
I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:03:42]
Hit me[00:03:44]
Having girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:03:50]
I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:03:52]
You're crazy for this one Rick[00:03:56]
It's your boy[00:03:58]