《Leopold Alcocks》歌词

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Leopold alcox my distant relation [00:00:07]

Came to my flat for a brief visitation [00:00:14]

He's been here since february damn and blast him [00:00:20]

My nerves and my furniture may not outlast him [00:00:26]

Leopold alcox is accident prone [00:00:34]

He's lost my bath plug he's ruptured my telephone [00:00:40]

My antirrhinums my motorbike my sofa [00:00:47]

There isn't anything he can't trip over [00:00:54]

He's upset my goldfish he's jinxed my wisteria [00:01:04]

My budgie's gone broody my tortoise has hysteria [00:01:10]

He cleans my teapots my saucepans with brasso [00:01:18]

And leaves chocolate fingerprints on my picasso [00:01:24]

Leopold alcox an uncanny creature [00:01:31]

He can't take tea without some misadventure [00:01:38]

He looks up from his tea cup with a smirk on his features [00:01:45]

And a slice of my porcelain between his dentures [00:01:51]

I brought home my bird for some turkish moussaka [00:02:02]

Up looms old leopold I know when I'm knackered [00:02:09]

He spills the vino the great eager beaver [00:02:16]

Drenching her jump suit and my joie de vivre [00:02:23]

Leopold alcox stirring my spleen [00:02:30]

You are the grit in my life's vaseline [00:02:37]

A pox on you alcox you've been here since feb'ry [00:02:43]

Go home and leave me alone with my debris [00:02:51]

So leopold alcox my distant relation [00:03:05]

Has gone away home after his visitation [00:03:14]

I glimpsed him waving bye bye this last minute [00:03:21]

Waving his hand with my door knob still in it [00:03:28]

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