所属专辑:Permanent Record: Al In The Box
时长: 03:34
Like A Surgeon - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]
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I finally made it through med school[00:00:14]
我终于从医学院毕业了[00:00:18]
Somehow I made it through[00:00:18]
不知不觉,就毕业了[00:00:23]
I'm just an intern[00:00:23]
我现在还只是实习医生[00:00:24]
I still make a mistake or two[00:00:24]
还会犯一两个小错[00:00:29]
I was last in my class[00:00:29]
我曾是班上最后一名[00:00:33]
Barely passsed at the institute[00:00:33]
差点没通过学院考试[00:00:37]
Now I'm trying to avoid yah I'm trying to avoid[00:00:37]
现在,我极力避免,极力避免[00:00:44]
A malpractise suit[00:00:44]
医疗事故诉讼[00:00:48]
Hey like a surgeon[00:00:48]
嘿,就像外科医生[00:00:52]
Cuttin' for the very first time[00:00:52]
第一次做手术[00:00:56]
Like a surgeon[00:00:56]
就像外科医生[00:01:00]
Organ transplants are my line[00:01:00]
我的专业是器官移植[00:01:04]
Better give me all your gause nurse[00:01:04]
最好给你所有的病历[00:01:07]
This patient's fading fast[00:01:07]
这个病人出现了并发症[00:01:12]
Complications have set in[00:01:12]
就快要死了[00:01:15]
Don't know how long he'll last[00:01:15]
不知道他还能坚持多久[00:01:19]
Let me see that I V [00:01:19]
让我看看,静脉注射[00:01:23]
Here we go - time to operate[00:01:23]
开始吧,手术时间到了[00:01:26]
I'll pull his indsides out pull his insides out[00:01:26]
我会把他内脏拿出来,拿出来[00:01:34]
And see what he ate[00:01:34]
看看他吃过些什么[00:01:38]
Like a surgeon hey[00:01:38]
就像外科医生,嘿[00:01:41]
Cuttin' for the very first time[00:01:41]
第一次做手术[00:01:45]
Like a surgeon[00:01:45]
就像外科医生[00:01:49]
Here's a waiver for you to sign[00:01:49]
签了这个免责书吧[00:01:56]
Woe woe woe[00:01:56]
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It's a fact - I'm a quack[00:02:08]
事实上,我是个庸医[00:02:12]
The disgrace of the A M A [00:02:12]
是医学会的耻辱[00:02:16]
'Cause my patients die yah my patients die[00:02:16]
因为我的病人[00:02:23]
Before they can pay[00:02:23]
在他们付款之前,就死了,死了[00:02:27]
Like a surgeon hey[00:02:27]
就像外科医生,嘿[00:02:31]
Cuttin' for the very first time[00:02:31]
第一次做手术[00:02:35]
Like a surgeon[00:02:35]
就像外科医生[00:02:39]
Got your kidneys on my mind[00:02:39]
不停想着你的肾脏[00:02:43]
Like a surgeon ooh like a surgeon[00:02:43]
像个外科医生,哦,外科医生[00:02:49]
When I reach inside[00:02:49]
当我用手术刀,钳子,牵引器[00:02:51]
With my scalpel and my forceps and retractors[00:02:51]
碰到身体内部的时候[00:02:58]
Oh oh oh oh woe oh[00:02:58]
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Ooh baby yah[00:03:06]
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I can hear your heartbeat[00:03:13]
我能听见你的心跳[00:03:17]
For the very last time[00:03:17]
最后一次的心跳[00:03:22]