所属专辑:Has Been
歌手: William Shatner
时长: 03:00
BILL:Let's go Ready From the top[00:00:00]
BILL:My favorite shows on TV have twelve minutes of advertising[00:00:15]
I can't get behind that kind of time[00:00:18]
ROLLINS:Eat quickly Drive faster Make more money now[00:00:20]
I can't get behind that[00:00:23]
BILL:My kids say:He said to me and I'm like[00:00:25]
And he's like and she's like[00:00:28]
ROLLINS:It's all He's all She's all[00:00:29]
BILL:I can't get behind that kind of like English[00:00:31]
BILL:That'll be six to eight weeks before delivery[00:00:36]
ROLLINS:The rising oceans the warming temperatures[00:00:38]
BILL:The dying polar bears no tigers in fifty years[00:00:40]
ROLLINS:Rising poison in the air and water[00:00:44]
BILL:I can't understand why the price of gas suddenly rises when oil goes up[00:00:46]
ROLLINS:but takes months to go down long after oil falls[00:00:51]
BILL:I can't get behind any of that[00:00:55]
BILL:I can't get behind the Gods who are more vengeful angry[00:00:57]
And dangerous if you don't believe in them[00:01:01]
ROLLINS:Why can't all these Gods just get along[00:01:03]
I mean they're omnipotent and omnipresent what's the problem[00:01:05]
BILL:What's the problem[00:01:09]
BILL:What about the men who say[00:01:10]
Do as I do Believe in what I say[00:01:11]
For your own good or I'll kill you[00:01:13]
I can't get behind that[00:01:15]
ROLLINS:I can't get behind that Everybody knows[00:01:17]
Everything about all of us[00:01:19]
BILL:That's too much knowledge[00:01:21]
BILL:Yeah And what about student drivers using my streets to learn[00:01:23]
If you learn to play the drums you got to go to a studio[00:01:31]
Go to a parking lot for God's sake Why are you jeopardizing my life[00:01:33]
I can't get behind a student driver[00:01:38]
ROLLINS:I can't behind a driver who drives like a student driver[00:01:40]
If you're going to drive an urban assault vehicle[00:01:44]
Then get off the phone and keep your eyes on the road[00:01:45]
ROLLINS:Lifetime guarantee[00:01:51]
BILL:Who's lifetime Not mine[00:01:52]
I haven't that much time left Let's make it yours[00:01:53]
Everybody's got a longer life than me[00:01:56]
BILL:The leaf blowers is there anything more futile[00:01:59]
ROLLINS:Car alarms[00:02:02]
BILL:Clap off[00:02:03]
ROLLINS:Clap on[00:02:04]
BILL:Spam[00:02:04]
ROLLINS:Size matters[00:02:04]
BILL:No it doesn't[00:02:04]
ROLLINS:Yes it does[00:02:05]
BILL:No it doesn't[00:02:05]
ROLLINS:Yes it does[00:02:05]
BILL:No it doesn't[00:02:06]
ROLLINS:Yes it does[00:02:06]
BILL:No it doesn't No it doesn't[00:02:07]
ROLLINS:Yes it does Yes it does[00:02:08]
BILL:My phone rings[00:02:09]
ROLLINS:Make millions in minutes[00:02:10]
BILL:It's a computer[00:02:10]
ROLLINS:Lose inches in hours[00:02:12]
BILL:Leave me the Hell alone[00:02:13]
ROLLINS:Eat more Spend less[00:02:14]
BILL:The Colonel is breakdancing Give me a break[00:02:17]
ROLLINS:Credit terms raised[00:02:20]
BILL:I can't get behind any of that[00:02:21]
BILL:I can't get behind so called singers[00:02:25]
That can't carry a tune get paid for talking how easy is that[00:02:28]
Well maybe I could get behind that[00:02:33]
ROLLINS:Well I can't If you have to fix it with a computer[00:02:35]
Quantized pitch corrected and overly inspected[00:02:38]
Then you can't do it and I can't get behind that[00:02:41]
BILL:I can't get behind a fat a*s[00:02:45]
ROLLINS:Yeah Bill can you turn around and do one more[00:02:55]
BILL:Always can do one more[00:02:57]
ROLLINS:Let's hit it[00:02:59]