所属专辑:There Goes The Neighborhood (Explicit)
歌手: Chris Webby
时长: 04:22
Church (Intro) - Chris Webby[00:00:00]
Welcome welcome All you ninjas[00:00:08]
Come on in and make some room[00:00:12]
Move on over now[00:00:15]
Go watch out for the baby head[00:00:17]
The baby You about to[00:00:20]
Head the baby in the head[00:00:22]
Why you gotta take up both seats[00:00:24]
Just move on over[00:00:26]
Lets start the show[00:00:30]
We have a special guest tonight[00:00:32]
He goes by the name of Chris Webby[00:00:35]
Now this you man hails from Connecticut[00:00:39]
After six mixtapes[00:00:46]
After half a million downloads[00:00:49]
After 20 million YouTube views[00:00:52]
Countless sold out shows[00:00:56]
And many a satisfied fan[00:00:58]
All you ninjas[00:01:01]
Give a warm welcome to your Chris Webby[00:01:03]
You see I'm buzzing now[00:01:08]
Shovel in hand I dug from[00:01:09]
The underground[00:01:11]
Lyrical artillery loaded[00:01:12]
With forty dozen rounds[00:01:13]
They used to run they mouth[00:01:15]
Sh*t they Daffy Ducking now[00:01:16]
Came out spitting[00:01:17]
First photo shoot was my ultrasound[00:01:18]
Throwing up my middle fingers[00:01:21]
In my Mother's uterus[00:01:22]
Spitting fire off of the top[00:01:23]
Mount Vesuvius[00:01:26]
Always caught disturbing the peace[00:01:27]
They said I was Ludacris[00:01:28]
Crazy unpredictable nutty[00:01:31]
But never stupid butch[00:01:32]
Smart guy like Taj Mauer eating pot brownies[00:01:33]
On the run for killing beats[00:01:36]
Till the f**king cops found me[00:01:37]
On the loose again[00:01:39]
Apple juice and gin[00:01:40]
Out manouvering my enemies[00:01:42]
Leave'em with sutures in[00:01:44]
Cut'em up[00:01:45]
Cause my flow is sharper than Excalibur[00:01:46]
Maximus Decimus Maridius[00:01:47]
To these challengers[00:01:49]
Gladiator in the flesh[00:01:51]
Swinging for your f**king neck[00:01:52]
Slicing up these beats[00:01:54]
While you butches can even cut a check[00:01:55]
Up next final stop success like[00:01:57]
Now hold on now hold up[00:02:00]
Hold on now hold on[00:02:02]
You gots to teach these boys how to rap[00:02:04]
Cause what these boys out here is doing[00:02:07]
Is not rap It's wack[00:02:10]
You got to show them[00:02:13]
The multi syllable schemes[00:02:14]
You got to show them the air tight flow[00:02:16]
You got to show them them punchlines[00:02:18]
Now get on in there and do your thing son[00:02:20]
Everything I do I do it with heart[00:02:24]
Werewolf with a full moon in the dark[00:02:26]
Tear a f**king human apart[00:02:28]
I'm stupidly smart[00:02:30]
Started on the east[00:02:31]
But my music made a westward expansion[00:02:32]
Something like Lewis and Clark[00:02:34]
Climbing up the musical charts[00:02:36]
And me falling off[00:02:38]
That's like Bullseye from[00:02:39]
Daredevil losing at darts[00:02:41]
I'm just a crazy motherf**ker[00:02:44]
Who was bred to be a monster[00:02:45]
Since the eighties motherf**ker[00:02:47]
I'm lyrically inclined[00:02:48]
Put my spirit in my rhymes[00:02:50]
Veins pumping hip hop[00:02:51]
You can hear it in my lines[00:02:53]
Rolling with a bunch of goons[00:02:55]
Everyday we grinding on[00:02:56]
And we All Spark[00:02:58]
You can catch me up on Cybertron[00:02:59]
I am on everything[00:03:01]
Bad Meets Evil er[00:03:02]
That's just how the cookie crumbles[00:03:04]
Motherf**king Keebler[00:03:05]
Mark my teachers words[00:03:07]
They told me that I should be mature[00:03:08]
But now that my pockets beefed up[00:03:10]
I'm never going vegan sir[00:03:12]
Grinding till the f**king day I stop breathing[00:03:13]
Word[00:03:16]