《Funk Session》歌词

歌曲： Funk Session

所属专辑：Gettin’ It (Album Number Ten)

歌手： Too $hort

时长： 06:20

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Funk Session - Too $hort[00:00:00]

The mother f**king funk seesion is about to begin[00:00:01]

Crowd around ladies and gentlemen crowd around[00:00:04]

The funk session is about to begin[00:00:07]

When I say funk session i ain't talking about George Clinton[00:00:10]

I love that nigger though[00:00:14]

I ain't talking about James Brown and Sly Stone[00:00:15]

I'm not talking about mother f**king the Time and Prince[00:00:18]

(What you talking about )[00:00:21]

We talking about funk session 96 style[00:00:22]

96 funk mean a different thing[00:00:25]

That means you looked at my woman and I'm stepping to you[00:00:28]

And you about to pull out the gat and try to blow a nigger's brains out[00:00:32]

You see we can't along cause we just don't want to[00:00:35]

You cross the game and my crew will just stomp you[00:00:37]

And sing the ripper we just say oh well[00:00:41]

And the white man keeps on building more jails[00:00:44]

I know the system ain't nothing to fool with[00:00:47]

Cause you locked up all my homies that I went to school with[00:00:50]

And I know damn well you got my name on the list[00:00:53]

Cause I'm the one that called your daughter a bitch[00:00:57]

Just a black man doin good you wanna do me[00:00:59]

Before you ban rap you need to ban them violent movies[00:01:03]

Gangsta rap causes crime Mike Tyson wrecked the system[00:01:06]

Larry Hoover ran a gang in Illinios can't forget[00:01:09]

Malcom X taught us knowledge Martin Luther preached for peace[00:01:12]

And every day black men lying dead in the street[00:01:15]

So where's the real education in the hood[00:01:18]

Peace to the muslims cause they're doing real good[00:01:22]

They're never giving up on the black folks[00:01:25]

We need to buy our own land and try to stack dough[00:01:28]

Get rich if you want to I ain't trying to front you[00:01:31]

If Robert Gold want some funk tell him come through[00:01:35]

It's been a long night but we're still getting funky[00:01:38]

Who opened up the cage and let out the monkey[00:01:41]

I heard it when she said it "You just a dogg Short[00:01:44]

Like them G's out in South Side Chicago"[00:01:48]

I said that's right hoe I'm from the East O[00:01:51]

And I will never spend my money on a six-fo[00:01:54]

High performance is what I'm riding[00:01:57]

I got the game from Oakland so I never stop siding[00:02:00]

I'm getting money in this criminal's country[00:02:03]

Hoe's show me love because my pimping's so lovely[00:02:06]

I'm not a role model unless you trying to mack her[00:02:09]

Cause first I am player and second I'm a rapper[00:02:12]

Third I'm just a big ass baller[00:02:16]

Top notch on my beeper but I still won't call her[00:02:18]

Cause I got one with me And I'm a pimp till I die[00:02:21]

Don't be talking to them snitches you'll get sent on a lie[00:02:25]

Doing time in the pen for some backstabbing[00:02:28]

I wonder what would happen if they catch em[00:02:31]

You burn his balls with a big lighter get the gasoline[00:02:34]

And he'll be smoking like a mother f**king dope fiend[00:02:38]

Nowaday's they like to kill your whole crew[00:02:41]

For coming to the party and stepping on a shoe[00:02:44]

He said excuse me but it wasn't al-right[00:02:47]

So now you want to take his punk ass outside[00:02:50]

So you can hit him and with him[00:02:53]

Let his momma bury him in a suit that don't fit 'em[00:02:56]

You don't give an F-U-C-K[00:02:59]

So just f**k him[00:03:01]

Didn't have to shoot him just walked out and stuck him[00:03:03]

Knife up and down all around in his gut[00:03:06]

Standing in his blood looked down and said "What's up "[00:03:09]

What's up nigger Shock G tell 'em like Treach[00:03:13]

East coast niggers are the craziest[00:03:16]

And West coast niggers are the craziest[00:03:18]

And down south niggers are the craziest[00:03:22]

It seems like all american niggers are the craziest[00:03:25]

It done got out of hand[00:03:29]

We don't drink that potion at the white mother f**king masses[00:03:32]

Immediate and cooked up for us and now we killing each other[00:03:35]

Remember me all I want everybody to look back[00:03:38]

Yo this is Shock G from Digital Underground[00:03:40]

I want you to look back right now[00:03:43]

We rolling with the Dangerous Crew[00:03:44]

I want you to look back when I said[00:03:46]

Y'all remember that shit when I said I said ah[00:03:48]

America Get busy Humpty yeah[00:03:50]

The red the white the blue and the blue and red for crips and bloods[00:03:53]

The white for whose got you doing time[00:03:57]

We busting caps on one another and it never stops[00:03:59]

You know it never stops[00:04:03]

But you know that Shock's been searching for someone[00:04:04]

Who can rise like Malcom and Farahkan[00:04:10]

To straighten you niggers out[00:04:14]

Shit they call me MC Blowfish[00:04:16]

Back when Digital Underground first started[00:04:19]

Say I was running the whole thing say[00:04:23]

The call me MC Blowfish hey[00:04:26]

Yeah and I kick a little thing like this[00:04:28]

I say I say I say I say[00:04:30]

Shorty check me out[00:04:33]

I say I say[00:04:34]

Now follow as I slip into that butter melody[00:04:34]

This is the part Shock takes your heart and leaves you vision blurry[00:04:37]

So try to focus on my dope[00:04:41]

I suggest that you invest in a telescope[00:04:43]

As I come with hella rythem[00:04:46]

Move closer to your television[00:04:48]

Get your look just like that hooker catch Jay ism[00:04:50]

Even with my vocals for your ears you still couldn't see me though[00:04:53]

As I flavor rub this vidy like oregano[00:04:57]

I'm slanging them nouns and verbs[00:04:59]

You couldn't see me with binoculars[00:05:02]

I guess I'm just a little different cause I do love them hoes[00:05:05]

Just maybe not the same way I love my niggeros[00:05:09]

Cause I love it when they say something fly[00:05:12]

The ill caps make me laugh till I cry[00:05:15]

Some frys and some freaks and it's on[00:05:19]

All night long[00:05:21]

I love to see my homies living strong[00:05:22]

But then that cook with that cloudy cookbook[00:05:25]

Rains salts on another brother's sunny day[00:05:27]

I'm wondering if we're really happy here with this lonely G game we play[00:05:31]

I said I'm wondering if we're really happy here with this lonely G game we play[00:05:37]

Cause it's hella fun here i'm not going to front on that[00:05:41]

Yeah niggers have booming fun[00:05:44]

Flossing and f**king with these hoes and capping niggers[00:05:47]

But wheres we heading as a people[00:05:50]

Where is we heading[00:05:52]

This is the funk session y'all[00:05:53]

Check me out[00:05:55]

This is Shock G from D-Flow production Squad[00:05:56]

Cooling right now with the Dangerous Crew[00:05:59]

Yeah I got my man Breed in the house[00:06:02]

Breed bought to roll a fatty while my man Shorty B get on the 6 string[00:06:04]

And blow your mind Yeah[00:06:10]

I got Pee-Wee in the house[00:06:12]

And you know what Pee-Wee said[00:06:14]

He said He said Shock You know that [fade out[00:06:16]