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If I Were a Rich Man (From "Fiddler on the Roof") - Milton Greene/Zero Mostel[00:00:00]
Dear God You made many many poor people[00:00:01]
I realize of course that it's no shame to be poor[00:00:05]
But it's no great honor either[00:00:11]
So what would have been so terrible[00:00:13]
If I had a small fortune [00:00:16]
If I were a rich man ya ha deedle deedle[00:00:20]
Didle didle deedle deedle dum[00:00:24]
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum[00:00:27]
If I were a wealthy man [00:00:30]
I wouldn't have to work hard[00:00:33]
Ya ha deedle deedle didle [00:00:35]
Didle deedle deedle dum[00:00:37]
If I were a biddy biddy rich yidle [00:00:40]
Diddle didle didle man[00:00:44]
I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen[00:00:48]
Right in the middle of the town[00:00:54]
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below[00:00:57]
There would be one long staircase just going up[00:01:03]
And one even longer coming down[00:01:07]
And one more leading nowhere just for show[00:01:11]
I'd fill my yard with chicks[00:01:18]
And turkeys and geese and ducks[00:01:22]
For the town to see and hear[00:01:25]
Walking just nosely as i can[00:01:28]
And each loud 'Cheep'[00:01:33]
And 'Swaqwk' and 'Honk' and 'Quack'[00:01:35]
Would land like a trumpet on the ear[00:01:38]
As if to say "Here lives a wealthy man"[00:01:41]
If I were a rich man ya ha deedle deedle[00:01:50]
Didle didle deedle deedle dum[00:01:53]
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum[00:01:57]
If I were a wealthy man [00:02:00]
I wouldn't have to work hard[00:02:03]
Ya ha deedle deedle didle [00:02:05]
Didle deedle deedle dum[00:02:07]
If I were a biddy biddy rich yidle [00:02:10]
Diddle didle didle man[00:02:14]
I see my wife my Goldie [00:02:18]
Looking like a rich man's wife[00:02:23]
With a proper double chin[00:02:25]
Supervising meals to her heart's delight[00:02:28]
I see her putting on airs[00:02:34]
And strutting like a peacock[00:02:36]
Oy what a happy mood she's in[00:02:39]
Screaming at the servants day and night[00:02:41]
The most important men in town [00:02:49]
Would come to fawn on me[00:02:51]
They would ask me to advise them like a Solomon the Wise[00:02:55]
If you please Reb Tevye [00:03:02]
Pardon me Reb Tevye[00:03:05]
Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes[00:03:08]
And it won't make one bit of difference[00:03:20]
If I answer right or wrong[00:03:24]
When you're rich they think you really know[00:03:27]
If I were rich I'd have the time that I lack[00:03:35]
To sit in the synagogue and pray[00:03:42]
And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall[00:03:45]
And I'd discuss the Holy books with the learned men[00:03:52]
Several hours every day [00:03:57]
That would be the sweetest thing of all[00:04:00]
If I were a rich man ya ha deedle deedle[00:04:09]
Didle didle deedle deedle dum[00:04:12]
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum[00:04:15]
If I were a wealthy man [00:04:19]
I wouldn't have to work hard[00:04:21]
Ya ha deedle deedle didle didle [00:04:24]
Deedle deedle dum[00:04:26]
Like make a lie make a lie[00:04:29]
You don't cry should be that i lie[00:04:33]
Would you for you some fest turn fly[00:04:37]
If I were a weathy man[00:04:42]