《Dorm Daddy》歌词

歌曲： Dorm Daddy

所属专辑：The Darkest Day of the Year

歌手： Andy Dick&Willie Wisely&A

时长： 02:51

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Dorm Daddy - Andy Dick/Willie Wisely/Andras Jones[00:00:00]

I'm a 40 year old man[00:00:08]

Haven't had a date in a year and a half[00:00:11]

But my new girlfriend is a freshman college[00:00:15]

So hey baby you do the math[00:00:19]

She's wise beyond her 18 years[00:00:23]

And some say that I'm quite young for my age[00:00:26]

So I would say we meet somewhere in the middle[00:00:30]

Probably somewhere between 27 and 28[00:00:34]

I stay in her dorm[00:00:39]

I moniter her halls[00:00:42]

And if she ever needs a note written to her professor[00:00:46]

I whip out my big old ball point pen[00:00:49]

I call her my peppermint patty[00:00:54]

She calls me her big dorm daddy[00:00:58]

And when she does I say[00:01:02]

Baby please don't call me that it creeps me out[00:01:04]

I told her she looks like molly[00:01:09]

The girl from the breakfast club[00:01:12]

She said I can't wait to meet your friend molly[00:01:17]

And does your breakfast group serve blueberry pancakes[00:01:20]

Cause I love em[00:01:22]

And I said oh yeah they sure do[00:01:24]

With syrup and butter to spare[00:01:27]

And you know what baby[00:01:30]

I think that one day we're gonna cross that bridge[00:01:32]

As if that generation gap wasn't there[00:01:35]

I call her peppermint patty[00:01:40]

She calls me her big dorm daddy[00:01:44]

And when she does I say[00:01:48]

Baby what'd I tell you about calling me that[00:01:50]

You said don't[00:01:54]

So why do you keep doing it[00:01:55]

Are you pushing my buttons[00:01:56]

It's a compliment[00:01:58]

In what way[00:01:59]

I love my daddy[00:02:01]

Well that's what I don't like about it[00:02:02]

I don't want to be compared to your daddy[00:02:04]

But you're not he's a little younger[00:02:06]

Oh oh OK you know what[00:02:08]

And he's[00:02:10]

Let's just dance baby let's waltz[00:02:10]

Who's Walt[00:02:13]

No dance[00:02:14]

Like the bunny hop[00:02:15]

No honey I wasn't born in the 50's[00:02:17]

D**n you[00:02:19]

You don't have school today[00:02:22]

And I certainly ain't gets no class[00:02:25]

So what's say we go back up to your dorm room[00:02:28]

So I can study your astrophysics[00:02:32]

I call her peppermint patty[00:02:37]

She calls me her big cuddly dorm daddy[00:02:41]

And when she does I say[00:02:45]

Baby you got to shut the f**k up with that crap[00:02:47]