《The Girlie Had A Mustache》歌词

歌曲： The Girlie Had A Mustache

所属专辑：And In This Corner...

歌手： DJ Jazzy Jeff And The Fre

时长： 04:32

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Get down[00:00:00]

Get down[00:00:05]

Get down[00:00:09]

Get down[00:00:14]

I was cruisin down the avenue [00:00:18]

Early one Friday[00:00:20]

When I saw what I thought[00:00:21]

Was a lady walking my way[00:00:22]

I turned my back to use my Binaca blast[00:00:23]

And I said "Hm-hm excuse me "[00:00:25]

And she walked past[00:00:26]

She was about 5'6" [00:00:27]

Or maybe six and a half[00:00:29]

With a body like a goddess [00:00:30]

Man this girl was bad [00:00:31]

Tight leather pants that fit like a drum[00:00:32]

And two big yeah well she had some[00:00:34]

Anyway from behind she was fine[00:00:37]

But when she turned around [00:00:39]

Her mustache was bigger than mine[00:00:40]

At first I laughed cause yo [00:00:41]

To me that was funny[00:00:42]

But the laughter ceased[00:00:43]

When she said: "Hey honey "[00:00:44]

At first I was confused [00:00:46]

I was somewhat spell bound[00:00:47]

My mouth wide open[00:00:48]

And my chin on the ground[00:00:49]

And then it hit me [00:00:50]

Like a bolt from the sky[00:00:51]

I thought: hold up wait this girl is a guy [00:00:52]

I tried to get away I said "Well never mind[00:00:54]

Maybe I'll see you some other time"[00:00:57]

But then he grabbed me by my arm[00:00:59]

And told me I couldn't leave[00:01:01]

And said "Hey boy [00:01:02]

You look mighty cute in them jeans "[00:01:02]

This had to be the most[00:01:04]

Embarrassing thing in the world[00:01:05]

My whole neighborhood[00:01:06]

Was watchin me get beat up by a girl[00:01:07]

And when my homeboys came [00:01:08]

They didn't let me explain[00:01:09]

They said "Prince you're a sucker [00:01:10]

You should be ashamed"[00:01:12]

My pride was busted right along with my eye[00:01:13]

Cause my homeboys didn't realize[00:01:15]

That this girl was a guy[00:01:16]

And in retrospect I had to laugh[00:01:18]

I can't believe I didn't notice[00:01:19]

That this girlie had a mustache[00:01:20]

I remember last year [00:01:39]

The day was October 5th[00:01:41]

And my family went away on a weekend ski trip[00:01:42]

And they left $100 and a note by the phone[00:01:44]

That said: 'Don't have any company till we get home'[00:01:46]

No company I'm 18 They must be jokin [00:01:49]

And by 10 my crib was smoking[00:01:51]

All of my friends with their hands in the air[00:01:53]

Screamin party over here party over here[00:01:56]

The party was jammin till at least about 5[00:01:58]

And as my friends were leaving [00:02:00]

They were like "Homes it was live "[00:02:01]

I thought the party was over [00:02:02]

But really was just beginning[00:02:04]

I turned around I thought I was dreamin [00:02:04]

I saw four women[00:02:06]

Dressed in red leather tight to their booties[00:02:07]

I gestured with my index finger: come here cuties[00:02:09]

I tried to be chill I didn't wanna scare em[00:02:11]

I said "Hi my name's the Prince "[00:02:14]

They said "Hi Prince we're your harem"[00:02:15]

I didn't waste time I started shootin the gift[00:02:16]

I said "Y'all the type of girls[00:02:18]

I'd like to spend some time with"[00:02:19]

I walked upstairs my adrenaline was pumpin[00:02:20]

Til one hit me in the head with a lamp or something[00:02:23]

The next thing I remember is wakin up nearly dead[00:02:25]

With another Fred Flintstone lump on my head[00:02:27]

Of course I was mad [00:02:29]

This type of thing can burn at you[00:02:30]

They tied me up and they[00:02:32]

Were stealin my furniture[00:02:33]

I said "Yo sweetheart [00:02:34]

What's wrong with you [00:02:35]

What kind of stuff is this[00:02:36]

For a nice girl like you to do "[00:02:38]

She turned around and smiled and laughed[00:02:39]

And that's the way that I noticed[00:02:40]

That the girlie had a mustache[00:02:42]

Not four girls four guys [00:02:43]

They were in disguise it was a set up all the time[00:02:46]

I made a complete fool of myself that day[00:02:48]

My parents were pullin up just as the[00:02:49]

U-haul truck was pullin away[00:02:51]

They walked in looked like they seen a ghost[00:02:52]

There I was gagged and bound[00:02:54]

And tied to the bed post[00:02:56]

My pop walked in and asked a brilliant question[00:02:57]

"Son where's the furniture[00:02:59]

And why is your room so messy "[00:03:00]

Obviously Sherlock Holmes hadn't arrived[00:03:01]

I said "What do you think dad [00:03:03]

Maybe we were robbed [00:03:05]

I'm tied up nothing's in one piece[00:03:06]

Let's discuss the facts later[00:03:08]

mom please call the police"[00:03:09]

I wanted to have a party I thought I was clever[00:03:10]

My pop told me I was on punishment forever [00:03:13]

And in retrospect I had to laugh[00:03:15]

I can't believe I didn't notice[00:03:17]

That the girlie had a mustache[00:03:18]

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