《100 Bars(explicit Album Version Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： 100 Bars(explicit Album Version Explicit)

所属专辑：2000 B.C. (Explicit)

歌手： Canibus

时长： 04:58

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Yeah That's the beat right there [00:00:00]

I'm about to black out with 100 bars[00:00:03]

On some professional sh*t [00:00:04]

So don't try this at home yo [00:00:06]

Yo yo yo[00:00:08]

My style of rhyming [00:00:09]

Is ancient like Aztec's and Mayan's[00:00:10]

Because I recognize it's all about timing[00:00:12]

Me and my freestyle alliance [00:00:14]

Practicing African Voodoo science[00:00:16]

In front of twenty foot bonfires[00:00:18]

Looking skyward calculating May fifth two thousand[00:00:20]

The nine planets'll be in alignment[00:00:23]

The arrival of the prophet in the cockpit[00:00:24]

Of a star ship the size of the Hale-Bopp comet[00:00:27]

With mercury ion rockets[00:00:30]

And a big a** [00:00:31]

'Canibus coming soon' poster on the side of it[00:00:32]

I'm known geographically and intergalactically[00:00:35]

That's why I got extraterrestrials that want to battle me[00:00:37]

They even tried kidnapping me[00:00:40]

And they would've snatched me [00:00:41]

If their craft didn't get trapped in the Earth's gravity[00:00:42]

Engines stalled and failed [00:00:45]

Crashed into a farmer's field[00:00:46]

And that's really what caused Roswell[00:00:48]

Undercover operatives working for COM twelve[00:00:50]

Disguised as a ni**a signed with a record deal[00:00:52]

Lyrically I'm off-scale[00:00:54]

So all hail or get tossed towards Hell [00:00:56]

Whatever y'all feel[00:00:58]

Bruising niggas confusing niggas [00:00:59]

Like Chip Fu from the Fu-Schnickens[00:01:01]

Hit you with nuclear cruiser missiles[00:01:03]

Hear the wild wolf growl[00:01:05]

Styles stockpiled for miles [00:01:06]

From the ground to the clouds[00:01:08]

Wack niggas wanna be down [00:01:09]

But it's not allowed[00:01:11]

Interrupt the cipher unannounced[00:01:12]

And you'll get punched in the mouth[00:01:14]

With the Southpaw Southern fist[00:01:15]

I'll bust your sh*t [00:01:17]

Swell your lip bigger than bubba shrimp[00:01:18]

For acting tough as sh*t what a wimp[00:01:20]

You giant Goliath niggas[00:01:22]

Get shot with a rubber sling[00:01:23]

I'm an experiment gone bad[00:01:24]

My brainwaves on an encephalograph show[00:01:26]

That I'm stark raving mad[00:01:28]

Your whole scientific staff'll[00:01:29]

Get killed in a nuclear blast[00:01:31]

When I throw the Florence flask in my hand[00:01:33]

Flammable liquids in the lab explode[00:01:34]

And you get stabbed with all the flying glass[00:01:36]

Trained to blow up commercial aircrafts[00:01:38]

Trained in chemical weapons class [00:01:41]

Just to see how long a ni**a's breath'll last[00:01:42]

I put him in a leather mask spray his a**[00:01:44]

With a can of pepper gas [00:01:47]

Then watch him grab his neck and gag[00:01:48]

Watch the ni**a choke to death as I laugh[00:01:49]

'You wanna battle [00:01:51]

Is the type of question you should never ask[00:01:52]

Ni**a pick a tougher task [00:01:54]

See who the f**k'll last[00:01:55]

Whoever lose'll get a soldering iron up the a**[00:01:57]

You need to recognize [00:01:59]

My hand is quicker than the eye[00:02:01]

Quicker than the five speed Jamiroquai drives[00:02:02]

A lifespan longer than nine lives [00:02:04]

Infinite rhymes that can't die[00:02:06]

A ni**a with a divine mind[00:02:08]

I dedicate this to the wise dedicate it to dimes[00:02:09]

Dividing myself into a hundred ten times[00:02:12]

You can't deny the offering's an offer[00:02:14]

Flows that glow with aurora's that spark of light[00:02:16]

Water fly like a saucer with the torque of a Porsche[00:02:19]

Murder a million emcees [00:02:21]

Then autograph all of their coffins[00:02:22]

Been getting it on [00:02:24]

Since I been born and I'ma live long[00:02:25]

And I'ma be getting it on 'til I'm gone[00:02:27]

Look at all the stages I've been on [00:02:29]

All the songs that I've spit on[00:02:30]

I took an oath to rip everything I get on[00:02:32]

A ni**a like me should have carpal tunnel syndrome[00:02:34]

In the wrist bones from[00:02:36]

Gripping microphones this long[00:02:37]

I'm just a small fish in a big pond[00:02:39]

That gets pissed off whenever I get picked on[00:02:41]

Ni**a try to flip and get flipped on[00:02:43]

My army march a million strong[00:02:45]

Like the Nation of Islam with Suede Timbs on[00:02:47]

Extremely hostile fully armed troops [00:02:49]

Dressed in frog-suits[00:02:51]

And night vision goggles[00:02:52]

A lyrical lynch mob [00:02:54]

Shitting on niggas drawn to a hideous form[00:02:55]

With horns and a mink on[00:02:58]

Ducking down low like Vietnam [00:02:59]

Fighting the Vietcong[00:03:01]

Screaming 'incoming' when I see a bomb[00:03:02]

Speak to your leader surrender your arms[00:03:04]

You need about a million[00:03:06]

More soldiers to even the odds[00:03:07]

Plus eight hundred thousand to even consider a war[00:03:08]

And two hundred thousand more to even look hard[00:03:11]

You better drop your flag and withdraw[00:03:13]

My cavalry charge accompanied[00:03:15]

By a blizzard of wicked metaphors[00:03:17]

And smash y'all attach y'all to the back of my horse[00:03:19]

And drag y'all across the motherf**king asphalt[00:03:21]

Nine out of ten niggas is frauds[00:03:24]

You know who you are [00:03:26]

Always talking about your b**ches and your cars[00:03:26]

Your jewellery and your girls [00:03:29]

It's like we from two different worlds[00:03:30]

You mother f**kers really get on my nerves[00:03:31]

'Cause I'm beyond them [00:03:33]

On some futuristic cyborg sh*t[00:03:34]

I close my eyes when I freestyle[00:03:36]

So I could read what prints across them[00:03:38]

Then raise my arms like a sorcerer[00:03:40]

And cast a fireball into the audience[00:03:42]

To barbecue your brain organs [00:03:43]

You feel like you've been thrown in a microwave oven[00:03:45]

I flame broil suckers[00:03:47]

And hit 'em with some more sh*t the raw sh*t[00:03:49]

Call my reinforcements the four horsemen[00:03:51]

Take a big piece of chalk and [00:03:53]

Draw a line across the stage pulpit[00:03:55]

I dare a mother f**ker to cross it[00:03:56]

I'll even call my man Black Rob[00:03:58]

At two in the morning[00:04:00]

Tell him it's important [00:04:01]

Tell him to call Sting three-way and sing a chorus[00:04:02]

Break your camcorders[00:04:05]

So you motherf**kers can't record it[00:04:06]

Call the news I'll kill your reporters [00:04:07]

Start a lawsuit I'll kill your lawyers[00:04:09]

F**k the soft sh*t and f**k what y'all think[00:04:11]

My album's gold [00:04:13]

'Cause my album was the bomb sh*t[00:04:14]

Y'all niggas got your a** beat[00:04:16]

'Cause you asked for it[00:04:17]

Got your picture taken and put in a tabloid[00:04:18]

'Cause you a man[00:04:21]

And you like to touch little boys[00:04:21]

You f**k 'em in the a** [00:04:23]

Then you give 'em cash for it[00:04:24]

That's some sick sh*t homeboy[00:04:26]

A hundred years ago [00:04:27]

They'd have took you to see Sigmund Freud[00:04:29]

You fraudulent feminine fragile as a feather is[00:04:31]

With an effortless blow [00:04:33]

I'll crack your whole skeleton[00:04:34]

You think you're better than Canibus [00:04:36]

Where's the evidence [00:04:37]

You got below average intelligence[00:04:38]

And poor penmanship[00:04:40]

You need to shut the f**k up[00:04:41]

'Cause your breath stinks[00:04:42]

Take fifty cents[00:04:43]

And purchase a pack of peppermints[00:04:44]

Battling me you'll never win[00:04:46]

You thought you was the only ni**a[00:04:47]

That could sneak a weapon in [00:04:48]

Ni**a guess again[00:04:50]

'Cause after I'm finished wrecking this sh*t[00:04:51]

I'ma drink a whole bottle of Henney [00:04:53]

And go f**k a lesbian[00:04:54]

100 Bars - Canibus[00:04:56]