《If A Girl Isn’t Pretty》歌词

歌曲： If A Girl Isn’t Pretty

所属专辑：Funny Girl (Original Broadway Cast / 50th Anniversary Edition)

歌手： Jean Stapleton&Kay Medfor

时长： 02:16

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Fanny when people pay good money in the the-ay-ter [00:00:00]

Especially the male element [00:00:06]

They want something to look at [00:00:08]

If a girl isn't pretty [00:00:10]

Like a Miss Atlantic City [00:00:13]

All she gets in life [00:00:15]

Is pity and a pat [00:00:17]

Is a nose with deviation [00:00:21]

Such a crime against the nation [00:00:24]

Should I throw her into jail [00:00:26]

Or drown the cat [00:00:29]

She must shine in every detail [00:00:32]

Like a ring you're buying retail [00:00:34]

Be a standard size that [00:00:37]

Fits a standard dress [00:00:39]

When a girl's incidentals [00:00:42]

Are no bigger than two lentils [00:00:45]

Then to me that doesn't spell success [00:00:50]

If a girl isn't pretty [00:00:55]

Like a Miss Atlantic City [00:00:59]

She should dump the stage [00:01:02]

And try another route [00:01:04]

Any guy who pays a quarter [00:01:07]

For a seat just feels he oughter [00:01:10]

See a figger that his wife can't substitute [00:01:12]

Kid my heart ain't made of marble [00:01:17]

But your rhythm's really horrable [00:01:20]

And that map of yours just ain't no valentine [00:01:22]

Everything you got's about right [00:01:28]

But the damn thing don't come out right [00:01:31]

So forget it kid [00:01:34]

And just resign [00:01:36]

If a girl isn't pretty [00:01:39]

If a girl isn't pretty [00:01:41]

If a girl isn't pretty [00:01:43]

If a girl isn't pretty [00:01:46]

If a girl isn't pretty [00:01:48]

She should get a job [00:01:52]

Go get a job [00:01:53]

Get any job [00:01:55]

Get a weekly pay [00:01:56]

Cause if a girl isn't pretty [00:01:59]

Like a Miss Atlantic City [00:02:01]

She's a real Miss nobody U.S.A. [00:02:03]