《Lifeboat(On The Fritz Album Version)》歌词

歌曲： Lifeboat(On The Fritz Album Version)

所属专辑：On The Fritz

歌手： Steve Taylor

时长： 04:27

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Lifeboat (On The Fritz Album Version) - Steve Taylor[00:00:00]

Good morning[00:00:06]

Class[00:00:06]

Good morning Mrs Aryan[00:00:08]

Today we're going to play a game[00:00:10]

This game is called lifeboat[00:00:15]

All together[00:00:17]

Lifeboat[00:00:19]

Good[00:00:21]

Lifeboat is a lesson in values clarification[00:00:22]

Can you say values clarification[00:00:25]

No[00:00:27]

Values clarification is where your little minds decide[00:00:30]

Which lives are worth living and which lives are worth[00:00:33]

Not living[00:00:38]

Now here's how we play[00:00:39]

A big ship just sank[00:00:40]

There are five people on the lifeboat[00:00:43]

But the lifeboat is only made for two[00:00:45]

I'll list the five people on the chalkboard[00:00:47]

And you[00:00:50]

Class[00:00:50]

Will decide[00:00:51]

Which three will be thrown overboard[00:00:51]

Are we ready[00:00:54]

Yes[00:00:55]

Mrs Aryan[00:00:56]

Good[00:00:57]

First[00:00:59]

There's an old[00:00:59]

Old crippled grandfather[00:01:00]

Second[00:01:02]

There's a mentally handicapped person in a wheelchair[00:01:03]

What's mentally handicapped[00:01:06]

It means they can never be a productive members of society[00:01:08]

Third[00:01:12]

There's an overweight woman on welfare[00:01:13]

With a sniffling whimpering baby[00:01:15]

Is the baby on welfare[00:01:17]

Too[00:01:19]

Let's not push Mrs Aryan[00:01:22]

Else is in the boat[00:01:26]

A young[00:01:27]

White doctor with blue eyes and perfect teeth and joan collins[00:01:28]

Now[00:01:33]

Class[00:01:33]

Take five minutes to make your decision[00:01:34]

Times up[00:01:36]

Well[00:01:38]

Class[00:01:38]

Throw over grandpa 'cause he's getting pretty old[00:01:40]

Throw out the baby or we'll all be catching it's cold[00:01:45]

Throw over fatty and we'll see if she can float[00:01:50]

Throw out the retard and they won't be rockin' the boat[00:01:54]

Very good[00:02:02]

That was fun[00:02:04]

Wasn't it[00:02:05]

Yes[00:02:06]

Mrs Aryan[00:02:06]

For our next lesson[00:02:09]

We're going to do an experiment[00:02:10]

We're going to test the law of gravity[00:02:14]

Just like galileo[00:02:17]

By dropping two objects out the window[00:02:18]

One heavy and one light[00:02:21]

To test which one hits the sidewalk first[00:02:22]

Now what shall we use for the lighter object[00:02:25]

I'm thinking of something small and square[00:02:28]

An eraser[00:02:31]

Good and what shall we use for the heavy object[00:02:33]

I'm thinking of something round and bouncy[00:02:36]

Tommy[00:02:40]

I haven't given you permission to leave your seat[00:02:41]

Class[00:02:44]

Class the bell has not rung[00:02:45]

What are you[00:02:47]

Class[00:02:49]

Put me down[00:02:50]

Class[00:02:52]

Put me down this instant[00:02:52]

What what are you[00:02:53]

Throw over teacher and we'll see if she can bounce[00:02:59]

We've learned our lesson teacher says perfection's what counts[00:03:04]

She's getting old and gray and wears an ugly coat[00:03:09]

Throw over teacher and we'll play another game of lifeboat[00:03:14]

Throw over grandpa 'cause he's getting pretty old[00:03:19]

Throw out the baby or we'll all be catching it's cold[00:03:23]

Throw over fatty and we'll see if she can float[00:03:29]

Throw out the retard and they won't be rockin' the boat[00:03:33]