《The Worst Pies in London》歌词

歌曲： The Worst Pies in London

所属专辑：Highlights of Original Broadway Cast Recording

歌手： Original Broadway Cast Re

时长： 02:33

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The Worst Pies in London - The Oscar Hollywood Musicals[00:00:00]

Written by：Stephen Sondheim[00:00:00]

A customer[00:00:01]

Wait[00:00:02]

What's your rush what's your hurry[00:00:02]

You gave me such a[00:00:03]

Fright I thought you was a ghost[00:00:05]

Half a minute can't you sit[00:00:06]

You down sit[00:00:07]

All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks[00:00:09]

Did you come here for a pie sir[00:00:11]

Do forgive me if me head's a little vague[00:00:14]

Ugh wha's that[00:00:17]

But you think we had the plague[00:00:17]

From the way that people[00:00:19]

Keep avoiding[00:00:20]

No you don't[00:00:21]

Heaven knows I try sir[00:00:22]

But there's no one comes in even to inhale[00:00:24]

Right you are sir would you like a drop of ale[00:00:27]

Mind you I can't hardly blame them[00:00:30]

These are probably the worst pies in London[00:00:33]

I know why nobody cares to take them[00:00:38]

I should know[00:00:40]

I make them[00:00:41]

But good no[00:00:43]

The worst pies in London[00:00:44]

Even that's polite[00:00:47]

The worst pies in London[00:00:48]

If you doubt it take a bite[00:00:51]

Is that just disgusting[00:00:54]

You have to concede it[00:00:56]

It's nothing but crusting[00:00:59]

Here drink this you'll need it[00:01:01]

The worst pies in London[00:01:03]

And no wonder with the price of meat[00:01:07]

What it is[00:01:08]

When you get it[00:01:09]

Never[00:01:10]

Thought I'd live to see the day[00:01:11]

Men'd think it was a treat[00:01:12]

Findin' poor[00:01:13]

Animals[00:01:14]

Wot are dyin' in the street[00:01:15]

Mrs Mooney has a pie shop[00:01:17]

Does a business but I notice something weird[00:01:19]

Lately all her neighbors' cats have disappeared[00:01:22]

Have to hand it to her[00:01:24]

Wot I calls[00:01:26]

Enterprise[00:01:26]

Poppin' pussies into pies[00:01:27]

Wouldn't do in my shop[00:01:29]

Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick[00:01:31]

And I'm tellin' you them pussycats is quick[00:01:34]

No denying times is hard sir[00:01:37]

Even harder than the worst pies in London[00:01:41]

Only lard and nothing more[00:01:45]

Is that just revolting[00:01:46]

All greasy and gritty[00:01:48]

It looks like it's molting[00:01:51]

And tastes like[00:01:53]

Well pity[00:01:55]

A woman alone[00:01:56]

With limited wind[00:02:01]

And the worst pies in London[00:02:04]

Ah sir[00:02:10]

Times is hard[00:02:12]

Times is hard[00:02:14]