所属专辑:Vintage Gold - Having a Laugh
歌手: Bernard Cribbins
时长: 01:53
The Hole in the Ground - Bernard Cribbins[00:00:00]
Written by:Cribbins[00:00:06]
There I was[00:00:12]
A digging this hole[00:00:13]
A hole in the ground[00:00:15]
So big and sort of round it was[00:00:16]
There was I[00:00:18]
Digging it deep[00:00:19]
It was flat at[00:00:20]
The bottom and the sides were steep[00:00:22]
When along[00:00:23]
Comes[00:00:24]
This bloke in a bowler which he lifted[00:00:25]
And scratched his head[00:00:27]
Well we looked down the hole[00:00:29]
Poor demented soul and he said[00:00:31]
Do you mind if I make a suggestion[00:00:34]
Don't dig there[00:00:36]
Dig it elsewhere[00:00:38]
Your digging it round and it ought to be square[00:00:39]
The shape of it's wrong[00:00:42]
It's much too long[00:00:43]
And you can't put hole where a hole don't belong[00:00:44]
I ask what a liberty eh[00:00:49]
Nearly bashed him right in the bowler[00:00:50]
Well obey there was I[00:00:53]
Stood in me hole[00:00:55]
Shovelling earth for all I was worth[00:00:56]
There was there[00:00:59]
Was in[00:01:00]
Standing up there[00:01:01]
So grand and official with his nose in the air[00:01:02]
So I gave[00:01:05]
Him a look sort of sideways[00:01:06]
And I leaned on my shovel and sighed[00:01:08]
Well I lit me a fag and having took a drag I replied[00:01:11]
I just couldn't bear[00:01:17]
To dig it elsewhere[00:01:19]
I'm digging it round co's I don't want it square[00:01:20]
And if you disagree it doesn't bother me[00:01:23]
That's the place where the holes gonna be[00:01:26]
Well there we were discussing this hole[00:01:34]
A hole in the groud so big and sort of round it was[00:01:38]
It's not there now[00:01:40]
The ground's all flat[00:01:42]
And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat[00:01:43]
And that's that[00:01:47]