《99 Problems》歌词

歌曲： 99 Problems

所属专辑：Hot Joints 2

歌手： Jay-Z

时长： 03:54

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99 Problems[00:00:00]

If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:00:00]

I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:00:02]

I got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol[00:00:05]

Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed[00:00:07]

Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"[00:00:09]

I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those [00:00:12]

If you grew up with holes in your zapper toes[00:00:15]

You'd celebrate the minute you was havin dough[00:00:17]

I'm like f**k critics you can kiss my whole asshole[00:00:20]

If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward[00:00:23]

Got beef with radio if I don't play they show[00:00:25]

They don't play my hits - well I don't give a sh*t SO [00:00:28]

Rap mags try and use my black a**[00:00:31]

So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads f**kers [00:00:33]

I don't know what you take me as[00:00:36]

Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has[00:00:38]

I'm from rags to riches *z I ain't dumb[00:00:40]

I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me [00:00:43]

99 problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:00:49]

If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:00:51]

I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me [00:00:54]

The year is 94 in my trunk is raw[00:00:57]

In my rearview mirror is the motherf**kin law[00:00:59]

Got two choices y'all pull over the car or （hmm）[00:01:01]

Bounce on the Devil put the pedal to the floor[00:01:04]

And I ain't tryin to see no highway chase with Jake[00:01:06]

Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case[00:01:09]

So I pull over to the side of the road[00:01:11]

"Son do you know why I'm stoppin you for "[00:01:14]

Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low[00:01:17]

Or do I look like a mindreader sir I don't know[00:01:20]

Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo' [00:01:22]

"Well you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four;[00:01:24]

License and registration and step out of the car -[00:01:27]

Are you carryin a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"[00:01:30]

I ain't steppin out of sh*t all my papers legit[00:01:32]

"Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit "[00:01:34]

Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk in the back[00:01:37]

And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that[00:01:40]

"Aren't you sharp as a tack You should try out[00:01:42]

For lawyer or somethin somebody important or somethin"[00:01:45]

Child I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit[00:01:47]

Enough that you won't illegally search my sh*t[00:01:50]

"Well we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes"[00:01:53]

I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me [00:01:55]

99 problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:02:01]

If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:02:03]

I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me [00:02:06]

99 problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:02:11]

If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:02:13]

I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me [00:02:16]

Now once upon a time not too long ago[00:02:19]

A ni**a like myself had to strongarm a hoe[00:02:20]

This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a p**sy[00:02:24]

But a p**sy havin no God damn sense try an' push me[00:02:26]

I try to ignore him talk to the Lord[00:02:29]

Pray for him but some fools just love to perform[00:02:31]

You know the type loud as a motorbike[00:02:34]

But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight[00:02:36]

And only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin and[00:02:39]

He and his boys gon' be yappin to the Captain[00:02:42]

And there I go trapped in the Kit-Kat again[00:02:44]

Back through the system with the riff-raff again[00:02:47]

Fiends on the floor scratchin again[00:02:49]

Paparazzis with they cameras snappin them[00:02:52]

D A try to give a ni**a shaft again[00:02:55]

Half a mill' for bail cause I'm African[00:02:57]

All because this fool was harassin them[00:03:00]

Tryin to play the boy like he's saccharin[00:03:02]

But ain't nuttin sweet bout how I hold my gun[00:03:04]

I got 99 problems B and a b**ch ain't one - hit me [00:03:07]

99 problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:03:13]

If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:03:15]

I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me [00:03:18]

99 problems but a b**ch ain't one[00:03:23]

If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:03:25]

I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me [00:03:28]

Whoo Whoo Uh uh[00:03:31]

Havin girl problems I feel bad for you son[00:03:36]

I got 99 problems and a b**ch ain't one ha ha [00:03:38]

You crazy for this one Rick It's your boy[00:03:42]