《Lobachevsky》歌词

歌曲： Lobachevsky

所属专辑：My Home Town

歌手： Tom Lehrer

时长： 03:06

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Lobachevsky - Tom Lehrer[00:00:00]

Who made me the genius I am today[00:00:05]

The mathematician that others all quote[00:00:07]

Who's the professor that made me that way [00:00:10]

The greatest that ever got chalk on his coat[00:00:12]

One man deserves the credit[00:00:15]

One man deserves the blame[00:00:18]

And Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name[00:00:19]

Hi [00:00:22]

Nicolai Ivanovich Lobach[00:00:22]

I am never forget the day I first meet the great[00:00:25]

Lobachevsky In one word[00:00:28]

He told me secret of success in[00:00:30]

Mathematics: Plagiarize [00:00:32]

Plagiarize[00:00:35]

Let no one else's work evade your eyes[00:00:37]

Remember why the good Lord made your eyes[00:00:40]

So don't shade your eyes[00:00:43]

But plagiarize plagiarize plagiarize[00:00:44]

Only be sure always to call it please "research"[00:00:47]

And ever since I meet this man[00:00:51]

My life is not the same[00:00:53]

And Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name[00:00:55]

Hi [00:00:57]

Nicolai Ivanovich Lobach[00:00:58]

I am never forget the day I am given first[00:01:00]

Original paper to write [00:01:03]

It was on analytic and algebraic[00:01:05]

Topology of locally Euclidean parameterization of[00:01:06]

Infinitely differentiable Riemannian manifold [00:01:09]

Bozhe moi [00:01:11]

This I know from nothing [00:01:13]

But I think of great[00:01:16]

Lobachevsky and get idea ahah [00:01:17]

I have a friend in Minsk[00:01:20]

Who has a friend in Pinsk[00:01:22]

Whose friend in Omsk[00:01:24]

Has friend in Tomsk[00:01:25]

With friend in Akmolinsk[00:01:26]

His friend in Alexandrovsk[00:01:27]

Has friend in Petropavlovsk[00:01:29]

Whose friend somehow[00:01:31]

Is solving now[00:01:31]

The problem in Dnepropetrovsk[00:01:32]

And when his work is done[00:01:34]

Ha ha begins the fun[00:01:36]

From Dnepropetrovsk[00:01:38]

To Petropavlovsk[00:01:39]

By way of Iliysk[00:01:39]

And Novorossiysk[00:01:40]

To Alexandrovsk to Akmolinsk[00:01:41]

To Tomsk to Omsk[00:01:42]

To Pinsk to Minsk[00:01:43]

To me the news will run [00:01:44]

Yes to me the news will run [00:01:46]

And then I write[00:01:49]

By morning night[00:01:52]

And afternoon[00:01:54]

And pretty soon[00:01:55]

My name in Dnepropetrovsk is cursed[00:01:56]

When he finds out I publish first [00:01:58]

And who made me a big success[00:02:01]

And brought me wealth and fame [00:02:03]

Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name[00:02:05]

Hi [00:02:07]

Nicolai Ivanovich Lobach[00:02:08]

I am never forget[00:02:11]

The day my first book is published [00:02:11]

Every chapter I stole from somewhere else [00:02:15]

Index I copy from old[00:02:19]

Vladivostok telephone directory [00:02:20]

This book this book was sensational [00:02:24]

Pravda well [00:02:27]

Pravda said: (Russian double-talk)[00:02:29]

It stinks [00:02:31]

But Izvestia Izvestia said: (Russian double-talk)[00:02:33]

It stinks [00:02:38]

Metro Goldwyn Moskva[00:02:40]

Buys movie rights for six million rubles [00:02:43]

Changing title to "The Eternal Triangle "[00:02:46]

With Brigitte Bardot playing part of hypotenuse [00:02:49]

And who deserves the credit [00:02:53]

And who deserves the blame [00:02:55]

Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name[00:02:57]

Hi[00:03:03]