《Curmudgeon(Previously Unreleased)》歌词

歌曲： Curmudgeon(Previously Unreleased)

所属专辑：Singles

歌手： Nirvana

时长： 04:47

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The Real Slim Shady - Eminem (埃米纳姆)[00:00:00]

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Written by：Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/T. Coster[00:00:01]

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May I have your attention please[00:00:03]

大家注意了[00:00:06]

May I have your attention please[00:00:06]

大家注意了[00:00:09]

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:00:09]

请艾米纳姆站起来[00:00:12]

I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:00:12]

我再说一遍 请艾米纳姆站起来[00:00:17]

We're gonna have a problem here[00:00:17]

我们就要陷入麻烦[00:00:18]

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before[00:00:18]

你们表现得像第一次见到白人说唱歌手一样[00:00:20]

Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door[00:00:20]

就像Pam一样惊掉下巴 就像Tommy一样破门而入[00:00:23]

And started whoopin' her a** worse than before[00:00:23]

然后比以前更疯狂地抽她的**[00:00:25]

They first were divorced throwin' her over furniture aww[00:00:25]

他们离婚了 Pam把家具扔得到处乱飞[00:00:27]

It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding[00:00:27]

卷土重来 等等 不可能 你在开玩笑吧[00:00:30]

He didn't just say what I think he did did he[00:00:30]

他并没有这样说过 但我认为他会这样做[00:00:32]

And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots[00:00:32]

说 你们都是傻瓜[00:00:35]

Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement ha ha[00:00:35]

他已经被我彻底击败[00:00:37]

Feminist women love Eminem[00:00:37]

女权主义者都爱我[00:00:39]

Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him[00:00:39]

因为他满口都是女人 我早已厌倦了他[00:00:41]

Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his you know what[00:00:41]

瞧瞧他那一副猥琐的样子 你知道那是什么意思[00:00:44]

Flippin' the you know who yeah but he's so cute though[00:00:44]

我已经被惹怒 但他兴致盎然[00:00:46]

Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose[00:00:46]

我想我已经失去理智[00:00:48]

But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms[00:00:48]

但是比起你爸妈在卧室里发生的事 都是小巫见大巫[00:00:51]

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose[00:00:51]

有时候 我想在电视上说出我的心声[00:00:53]

But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose[00:00:53]

但我不能 弄死一头驼鹿对汤姆格林来说是很酷的事情[00:00:55]

My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips[00:00:55]

你们都对我卑躬屈膝 心服口服[00:00:57]

And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss[00:00:57]

如果我幸运的话 我猜我能得到一个吻[00:01:00]

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids[00:01:00]

以上就是我们传输给孩子们的东西[00:01:02]

And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is[00:01:02]

然后我们却指望他们对缠绵欢愉一无所知[00:01:04]

Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is[00:01:04]

但他们肯定会知道性爱是什么东西[00:01:06]

By the time they hit fourth grade[00:01:06]

因为当他们上四年级的时候[00:01:07]

They've got the Discovery Channel don't they[00:01:07]

就观看了探索频道[00:01:09]

We ain't nothin' but mammals well some of us cannibals[00:01:09]

我们不过只是哺乳类动物罢了 不 有些人是食人族[00:01:12]

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes[00:01:12]

他们会把人像哈密瓜那样切开[00:01:14]

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes[00:01:14]

但如果我们可以与死去的动物纠缠不清[00:01:16]

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope[00:01:16]

那让两个男人私奔也就没什么说头了[00:01:19]

But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote[00:01:19]

如果你和我的想法一样 我有一个办法[00:01:21]

Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes[00:01:21]

女孩们 挥舞你的内衣 一起合唱[00:01:23]

I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady[00:01:23]

我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神[00:01:25]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:01:25]

你们其他人只是在模仿我而已[00:01:27]

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:01:27]

所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来[00:01:30]

Please stand up please stand up[00:01:30]

站起来 站起来[00:01:32]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady[00:01:32]

因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神[00:01:34]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:01:34]

你们其他人只是在模仿我而已[00:01:36]

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:01:36]

所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来[00:01:39]

Please stand up please stand up[00:01:39]

站起来 站起来[00:01:41]

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records[00:01:41]

威尔史密斯不会在他的唱片中爆粗口[00:01:43]

Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too[00:01:43]

我对他不屑一顾 去你的[00:01:46]

You think I give a damn about a Grammy[00:01:46]

你认为我会特别在乎格莱美奖[00:01:47]

Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me[00:01:47]

你们一半以上的音乐评论家根本不在乎我[00:01:50]

But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird[00:01:50]

但是如果你赢得胜利 那会怎样 会不会很奇怪[00:01:52]

Why so you guys could just lie to get me here[00:01:52]

那样你们就可以骗我到这里[00:01:55]

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears[00:01:55]

就可以把我安排坐在布兰妮旁边[00:01:57]

Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs[00:01:57]

那Christina Aguilera得跟我换座位[00:01:59]

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst[00:01:59]

这样我能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst中间[00:02:02]

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first[00:02:02]

然后听他们争论Christina更喜欢谁[00:02:04]

Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV[00:02:04]

你这小** 在MTV上把我撤下来透透气[00:02:06]

Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee hee[00:02:06]

他确实很可爱 不过他已经和Kim结婚了[00:02:08]

I should download her audio on MP3[00:02:08]

我应该把她的歌下到MP3上[00:02:11]

And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD[00:02:11]

然后秀给世界看 你如何与我缠绵[00:02:13]

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups[00:02:13]

我已经很厌烦你们这帮小屁孩[00:02:15]

All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you[00:02:15]

整天惹我厌烦 所以 我要让你们一败涂地[00:02:18]

And there's a million of us just like me[00:02:18]

因为这世界上像我这样的人有千千万万[00:02:20]

Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me[00:02:20]

像我这样爆粗口 像我这样毫不在乎[00:02:22]

Who dress like me walk talk and act like me[00:02:22]

像我这样穿着肥大的衣服 像我这样举止怪异[00:02:25]

And just might be the next best thing but not quite me[00:02:25]

也许最强者就要诞生 但不会是我[00:02:27]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady[00:02:27]

因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神[00:02:29]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:02:29]

你们其他人只是在模仿我而已[00:02:31]

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:02:31]

所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来[00:02:34]

Please stand up please stand up[00:02:34]

站起来 站起来[00:02:36]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady[00:02:36]

因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神[00:02:38]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:02:38]

你们其他人只是在模仿我而已[00:02:40]

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:02:40]

所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来[00:02:43]

Please stand up please stand up[00:02:43]

站起来 站起来[00:02:45]

I'm like a head trip to listen to[00:02:45]

听我说唱是一种精神享受[00:02:47]

'Cause I'm only givin' you[00:02:47]

因为只有我会向你们献上[00:02:48]

Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room[00:02:48]

一些你和你的朋友门在寝室里讲的笑话[00:02:50]

The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all[00:02:50]

唯一不同的是 我在你们面前有种说出来[00:02:53]

And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all[00:02:53]

而且我不用掩饰[00:02:55]

I just get on the mic and spit it[00:02:55]

我只是在一个麦克风前 吐出真言[00:02:57]

And whether you like to admit it I just sh*t it[00:02:57]

不管你喜不喜欢 我都把它大声的唱出来[00:02:59]

Better than 90% of you rappers out can[00:02:59]

我比你们其他90%的说唱歌手都优秀[00:03:01]

Then you wonder how can[00:03:01]

这就是为什么[00:03:02]

Kids eat up these albums like Valiums[00:03:02]

这帮小孩买我的专辑就像**一样**[00:03:04]

It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30[00:03:04]

真滑稽 因为我已经30岁了[00:03:06]

I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting[00:03:06]

而且我会是唯一一个在护士房里调情暧昧的人[00:03:08]

Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens[00:03:08]

抚摸那些护士的丰臀 和Jergens一起欢愉[00:03:11]

And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working[00:03:11]

我已经精疲力尽 任何激情药物都不起作用[00:03:13]

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking[00:03:13]

其实超级巨星可能就隐藏在我们之中[00:03:15]

He could be working at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings[00:03:15]

他可能在汉堡王工作 在你的洋葱圈上吐痰[00:03:18]

Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a f**k[00:03:18]

或者在一个停车场里开着车转圈 尖叫着 我毫不在乎[00:03:21]

With his windows down and his system up[00:03:21]

然后摇下车窗[00:03:22]

So will the real Shady please stand up[00:03:22]

所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来[00:03:24]

And put one of those fingers on each hand up[00:03:24]

竖起中指[00:03:27]

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control[00:03:27]

为自己的疯狂骄傲不已[00:03:29]

And one more time loud as you can how does it go[00:03:29]

用你最响的声音再来一次 你可以引领风潮[00:03:31]

I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:31]

我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神[00:03:33]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:33]

你们其他人只是在模仿我而已[00:03:36]

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:03:36]

所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来[00:03:38]

Please stand up please stand up[00:03:38]

站起来 站起来[00:03:40]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:40]

因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神[00:03:43]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:43]

你们其他人只是在模仿我而已[00:03:45]

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:03:45]

所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来[00:03:47]

Please stand up please stand up[00:03:47]

站起来 站起来[00:03:50]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:50]

因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神[00:03:52]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:52]

你们其他人只是在模仿我而已[00:03:54]

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:03:54]

所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来[00:03:56]

Please stand up please stand up[00:03:56]

站起来 站起来[00:03:59]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:59]

因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神[00:04:01]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:04:01]

你们其他人只是在模仿我而已[00:04:03]

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:04:03]

所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来[00:04:06]

Please stand up please stand up[00:04:06]

站起来 站起来[00:04:09]

Ha ha I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us[00:04:09]

我想 艾米纳姆就在我们其中[00:04:14]

F**k it let's all stand up[00:04:14]

该死 让我们全都站起来[00:04:19]