《The Humpty Dance (Acapella Version As Made Famous By Digital Underground)》歌词

歌曲： The Humpty Dance (Acapella Version As Made Famous By Digital Underground)

所属专辑：Acapella Super Hits - Hip Hop Collection 1

歌手： Acapella Vocalists

时长： 03:52

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The Humpty Dance - Acapella Glee Club[00:00:00]

Written by：William Earl Collins/Walter Morrison/GeorgeClinton Jr/Gregory E. Jacobs[00:00:00]

All right[00:00:00]

Stop whatcha doin'[00:00:00]

'Cause I'm about to ruin[00:00:01]

The image and the style that ya used to[00:00:02]

I look funny[00:00:04]

But yo I'm makin' money see[00:00:06]

So yo world I hope you're ready for me[00:00:07]

Now gather 'round[00:00:09]

I'm the new fool in town[00:00:10]

And my sound's laid down by the underground[00:00:12]

I drink up all the hennessey ya got on ya shelf[00:00:14]

So just let me introduce myself[00:00:16]

My name is humpty pronounced with a umpty[00:00:18]

Yo ladies oh how I love to hump thee[00:00:21]

And all the rappers in the top ten please allow me to bump thee[00:00:24]

I'm steppin' tall y'all[00:00:28]

And just like humpty dumpty[00:00:29]

You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me[00:00:30]

I like to rhyme[00:00:33]

I like my beats funky[00:00:34]

I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy[00:00:35]

I'm sick wit' dis straight gangsta mack[00:00:37]

But sometimes I get ridiculous[00:00:41]

I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice[00:00:42]

Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish[00:00:44]

Yeah I called ya fat[00:00:47]

Look at me I'm skinny[00:00:48]

It never stopped me from gettin' busy[00:00:49]

I'm a freak[00:00:51]

I like the girls with the boom[00:00:52]

I once got busy in a burger king bathroom[00:00:54]

I'm crazy[00:00:56]

Allow me to amaze thee[00:00:57]

They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me[00:00:59]

I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants[00:01:01]

And I even got my own dance[00:01:03]

The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump[00:01:05]

Oh sex lady[00:01:09]

Do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump[00:01:11]

Oh sex lady[00:01:14]

Do the humpty hump just watch me do the humpty hump[00:01:16]

Oh sex lady[00:01:18]

Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the humpty hump[00:01:20]

Oh sex lady[00:01:23]

Do the humpty hump come on do the humpty hump[00:01:24]

People say yo humpty you're really funny lookin'[00:01:28]

That's all right cause I get things cookin'[00:01:31]

Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me[00:01:33]

But ya can't get near me[00:01:36]

I give 'em more see and on the floor b[00:01:38]

All the girls they adore me[00:01:40]

Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere[00:01:42]

'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear[00:01:45]

My nose is big uh uh I'm not ashamed[00:01:47]

Big like a pickle I'm still gettin' paid[00:01:50]

I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge[00:01:52]

Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large[00:01:54]

I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like cupid[00:01:56]

I use a word that don't mean nothin' like looptid[00:01:59]

I sang on doowhutchalike and if ya missed it[00:02:01]

I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits[00:02:04]

Also told ya that I like to bite[00:02:06]

Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write[00:02:08]

All ya had to do was give humpty a chance[00:02:11]

And now I'm gonna do my dance[00:02:13]

The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump[00:02:15]

Oh sex lady[00:02:19]

Do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump[00:02:21]

Oh sex lady[00:02:24]

Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump[00:02:25]

Oh sex baby[00:02:28]

Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump[00:02:30]

Oh sex baby[00:02:33]

Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump[00:02:35]

Oh yeah that's the break y'all[00:02:40]

Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here[00:02:41]

Oh yeah[00:02:48]

Now that I told ya a little bit about myself[00:02:50]

Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance[00:02:52]

It's real easy to do check it out[00:02:54]

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken[00:02:57]

Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'[00:03:00]

Crazy wack funky[00:03:02]

People say ya look like m c hammer on crack humpty[00:03:04]

That's all right 'cause my body's in motion[00:03:07]

It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion[00:03:09]

Anyone can play this game[00:03:11]

This is my dance y'all humpty hump's my name[00:03:13]

No two people will do it the same[00:03:16]

Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain[00:03:18]

Humpin' funkin' jumpin'[00:03:21]

Jig around shakin' ya rump[00:03:23]

And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump[00:03:25]

Tell him step off I'm doin' the hump[00:03:27]

The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump[00:03:29]

Oh sex lady[00:03:33]

Do the humpty hump just watch me do the humpty hump[00:03:35]

Oh sex lady[00:03:38]

Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump[00:03:40]

Oh sex lady[00:03:43]

Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump[00:03:45]

Oh sex lady[00:03:48]

Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump[00:03:49]