《Go See the Doctor(Almost Clean Version)》歌词

歌曲： Go See the Doctor(Almost Clean Version)

所属专辑：Kool Moe Dee (Bonus Track Version) [Explicit]

歌手： kool moe dee

时长： 05:34

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Go See the Doctor - Kool Moe Dee[00:00:00]

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Three days later go see the doctor [00:00:30]

三天后 我去看了医生 [00:00:42]

I was walking down the street rocking my beat[00:00:42]

那天我手舞足蹈地[00:00:46]

Clapping my hands and stomping my feet[00:00:46]

走在街上[00:00:48]

I saw a little lady so neet and petite[00:00:48]

突然间 看到了一个娇小可人的美女[00:00:51]

So was so sweet yes I wanted to meet[00:00:51]

甜美可爱 我已经忍不住想要上前搭讪[00:00:53]

So I asked this lady could I take her out[00:00:53]

于是我走到她面前 问她可不可以约着一起去玩儿[00:00:56]

We could wine and dine and we could talk about[00:00:56]

喝点酒 吃个饭 还能聊聊[00:00:59]

The birds and the bees in my waterbed[00:00:59]

我的私人泳池[00:01:01]

And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head[00:01:01]

无需言语 你低头示意就好[00:01:04]

We continued to talk and before you knew it[00:01:04]

我们交谈甚欢 在你把一切搞清楚之前[00:01:07]

We were at my house and it was time to do it[00:01:07]

我们就已经到了我的房间 来吧 和我共享鱼水之欢[00:01:10]

As soon as I finished I lost my poise[00:01:10]

完事后 我便不再风度翩翩[00:01:12]

Ran outside and told all my boys[00:01:12]

冲到屋外 在所有兄弟们面前吹嘘了一番[00:01:15]

I said "Listen up fellas come over here bust it"[00:01:15]

我说 都过来 听我讲 刚才简直爽翻了天[00:01:18]

They said "Did you get it " I said "Yeah " they said "How was it "[00:01:18]

他们问 得手了吗 感觉怎样 我说 当然 [00:01:21]

The poontang was d**e and you know that I rocked her[00:01:21]

她真是个人间尤物 我简直欲罢不能[00:01:23]

But three days later go see the doctor[00:01:23]

可三天后 我就去看了医生[00:01:37]

I rocked her to the left rocked her to the right[00:01:37]

我们在床上翻雨覆雨[00:01:39]

She felt so good hugged me so tight[00:01:39]

她感觉棒极了 将我狠狠抱紧[00:01:42]

I said "Good night"[00:01:42]

那真是美好的一晚[00:01:46]

Three days later [00:01:46]

三天后[00:01:48]

Woke up fussing yelling and cussing[00:01:48]

醒来时浑身难受 喉咙发干[00:01:50]

Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing[00:01:50]

身体好像被掏空[00:01:53]

I went to the bathroom and said "Mama mia "[00:01:53]

我去了卫生间 嘴里骂骂咧咧[00:01:56]

I'm a kill that girl next time I see her[00:01:56]

下次再见到那个女孩儿 我非让她生不如死[00:01:58]

The madder I got the more I reminice[00:01:58]

心里越生气 便越容易想起那晚[00:02:01]

Why is my thing thing burning like this [00:02:01]

为什么我的下面有种火辣辣的感觉[00:02:03]

Well I remember the first day I saw that girl[00:02:03]

我记得第一次见到她时[00:02:06]

I just couldn't wait to rock her world[00:02:06]

就盼着能和她共享鱼水之欢[00:02:09]

I said "Hey good looking what you got cooking "[00:02:09]

我问 嗨 美女 你是做什么的[00:02:12]

What have I done stuck my dick in [00:02:12]

我的小弟弟到底经历了什么[00:02:14]

Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave[00:02:14]

现在 我终于明白 为什么她的前男友 大卫[00:02:17]

Calls her Mrs Microwave[00:02:17]

称呼她 微波炉小姐[00:02:19]

Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn[00:02:19]

因为她比烤箱还要热辣 我真是含泪受训[00:02:22]

The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned[00:02:22]

玩儿火必自焚[00:02:25]

But the poontang was d**e and you know that I rocked her[00:02:25]

但她真是个人间尤物 我简直欲罢不能[00:02:28]

But three days later go see the doctor[00:02:28]

可三天后 我就去看了医生[00:03:40]

I went to the doctor's office I said "What have I got "[00:03:40]

到了医生那里 我问医生我这是什么病[00:03:43]

He said "Turn around boy and take this shot"[00:03:43]

他说 转过去 打针[00:03:46]

I looked at him like he was crazy and I said "What "[00:03:46]

我看着他 觉得他简直是疯了 我说 什么[00:03:48]

Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt[00:03:48]

别在我的屁股上动手动脚[00:03:51]

He turned and said in a real deep voice[00:03:51]

他转过头 低声对我说[00:03:54]

"Have it your way if that's your choice[00:03:54]

随你便 我尊重你的选择[00:03:57]

And I'll put it down if you want me to put it[00:03:57]

你想要我停下 我就停下[00:03:59]

But don't blame me if it turns into a foot[00:03:59]

但如果你的小弟弟从此萎靡不振[00:04:02]

Extending from the middle of your body[00:04:02]

再也无法挺立 那你可别怪我[00:04:04]

And the next time you see your cute hottie[00:04:04]

想想下次再见你的那位热辣美女时[00:04:07]

You won't be able to screw the only thing you can do[00:04:07]

干着急却无能为力 只能忍痛婉拒[00:04:10]

Is just kick her so go take karate"[00:04:10]

建议你去学学空手道吧[00:04:13]

As I turned around to receive my injection[00:04:13]

医生打针时 我扭过头说[00:04:15]

I said "Next time I'll use some protection"[00:04:15]

下次 我会做些保护措施[00:04:18]

If I see another girl and I get an erection[00:04:18]

如果再看见漂亮女孩儿 小弟弟又寂寞难耐[00:04:21]

I'm walking in the other direction[00:04:21]

那我就赶快远远躲开[00:04:24]

Cause I don't wanna do the sick sick dance[00:04:24]

因为我再也不想跳舞时忍着疼 夹着双腿[00:04:26]

So I'm keeping my prick inside my pants[00:04:26]

所以 我会管好自己的小弟弟[00:04:29]

And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her[00:04:29]

下次再看见漂亮女孩儿时 我不会再随便出手[00:04:32]

Before I push up I'll make her go see the doctor[00:04:32]

除非有把握让她在我膝下连连求饶[00:04:37]