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Señorita Nina from Argentina knew all the answers [00:00:12]
Though her relatives and friends were perfect dancers [00:00:16]
She swore she'd never dance a step until she died [00:00:19]
She said I've seen too many movies [00:00:23]
And all they prove is too idiotic [00:00:26]
They all insist that South America's exotic [00:00:29]
Whereas it couldn't be more boring if it tried [00:00:32]
She added firmly that she hated [00:00:36]
The sound of soft guitars beside a still lagoon [00:00:39]
She also positively stated [00:00:43]
That she could not abide a southern moon [00:00:45]
She said I hate to be pedantic [00:00:49]
But I'm driven nearly frantic [00:00:51]
When I see that unromantic sycophantic lot of sluts [00:00:53]
Forever wriggling their guts [00:00:57]
It drives me absolutely nuts [00:01:00]
She refused to begin the Beguine [00:01:04]
When they requested it [00:01:08]
And she made an embarrassing scene [00:01:11]
If anyone suggested it [00:01:14]
For she detested it [00:01:17]
Though no one ever could be keener than little Nina [00:01:23]
On quite a number of very eligible men [00:01:27]
Who did the rhumba [00:01:30]
When they proposed to her she simply left them flat [00:01:32]
She said that love should be impulsive [00:01:36]
But not convulsive [00:01:40]
And syncopation had a discouraging effect [00:01:41]
On procreation [00:01:45]
And that she'd rather read a book and that was that [00:01:46]
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She declined to begin the Beguine [00:01:55]
When they besought her to [00:01:57]
And language profane and obscene [00:02:00]
She cursed the man who taught her to [00:02:03]
She cursed Cole Porter too [00:02:07]
From this its fairly clear that Nina [00:02:12]
In her demeanour [00:02:15]
Was so offensive that [00:02:17]
When the hatred of her friends grew too intensive [00:02:19]
She thought she'd better beat it [00:02:22]
While she had the chance [00:02:23]
After some trial and tribulation [00:02:26]
She reached the station [00:02:30]
And met a sailor [00:02:32]
Who had acquired a wooden leg in Venezuela [00:02:33]
And so he married him because he couldn't dance [00:02:36]
There surely never could've been a [00:02:40]
More irritating girl than Nina [00:02:44]
They never speak in Argentina [00:02:47]
Of this degenerate bambina [00:02:50]
Who had the luck to find romance [00:02:54]
But resolutely wouldn't dance [00:02:58]
She wouldn't dance oh na [00:03:07]