《Classical Teacher(Clean Version)》歌词

歌曲： Classical Teacher(Clean Version)

所属专辑：Rize Of The Fenix

歌手： Tenacious D

时长： 03:12

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Classical Teacher (Clean Version) - Tenacious D[00:00:00]

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J: Hey Kage[00:00:01]

Kage[00:00:01]

K: Jables[00:00:01]

Jables[00:00:02]

J: How goes it man [00:00:02]

伙计 事情进展如何[00:00:03]

K: S'good s'good[00:00:03]

很好[00:00:04]

J: Y'know I been thinking a lot about it and um [00:00:04]

你知道我已经想了很多[00:00:08]

I just want us to be the best f*cking band in the world [00:00:08]

我只是想让我们成为世界上最棒的乐队[00:00:10]

K: Well yeah me too [00:00:10]

我也是[00:00:12]

J: There's no point in doing it if we're not the best [00:00:12]

做这些事情毫无意义 如果我们不是最好的话[00:00:14]

K: Well s'true I agree with that [00:00:14]

这是真的 我同意[00:00:15]

J: I mean what yeah we're gonna be [00:00:15]

我的意思是 我们会成功的[00:00:16]

Yeah we're really good We're like[00:00:16]

是的 我们真的很好 我们[00:00:18]

Almost as good as Arcade Fire f**k that [00:00:18]

几乎就和Arcade Fire一样好 该死的[00:00:20]

K: Yeah[00:00:20]

是的[00:00:21]

J: We gotta leave those f**kers in the dust [00:00:21]

我们要打败那些混蛋[00:00:23]

K: What what do you [00:00:23]

什么 你要做什么[00:00:24]

J: All those f**king youngsters gotta f**king lick our boot Y'know what I mean [00:00:24]

我们要让那些混蛋对我们俯首称臣 你明白我的意思吗[00:00:27]

K: Yeah Yeah well what how do we do that though [00:00:27]

是的 明白 但是我们要如何做呢[00:00:30]

J: sigh Dude you need to have some lessons [00:00:30]

伙计 你需要学一些知识[00:00:33]

K: What [00:00:33]

什么[00:00:34]

J: I know you're really good but you gotta expand your game [00:00:34]

我知道 你真的很好 但是你必须壮大你的势力[00:00:36]

K: Lessons [00:00:36]

教训[00:00:36]

J: Y'know how Koby in the off season would go and like learn a[00:00:36]

你明白 Koby情况不好的时候会干点什么 比如学点该死的玩意儿[00:00:39]

Y'know a Texas Two-Step or something to add to his arsenal [00:00:39]

你知道德克萨斯的两步舞吗 或者其他的事情 他的军械库那些[00:00:41]

K: Man yeah that's true That's true [00:00:41]

伙计 那是真的[00:00:44]

J: Well I've just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy [00:00:44]

好吧 我已经注意到 你写的有些经典乐段有点草率[00:00:47]

K: Really [00:00:47]

真的吗[00:00:48]

J: And I I hope you're not pissed off at me but I went ahead and hired a dude [00:00:48]

我希望你不要生气 但是我还是继续干了下去还雇了一个家伙[00:00:51]

K: Yeah Oh no what [00:00:51]

是吗 不 什么[00:00:53]

J: Dude just give it a chance will you If you don't like- this guy hey I[00:00:53]

伙计 只是给一次机会 好吗 如果你不喜欢这个家伙[00:00:57]

Swear if you don't like it we'll f*cking fire his a** He's out [00:00:57]

我发誓 如果你不喜欢的话 我们会揍他 他会出去[00:00:59]

K: Who is this guy I never [00:00:59]

那个人是谁 我不知道名字[00:01:00]

J: His name is Felix Char[00:01:00]

他的名字就是Felix Char[00:01:03]

K: Urgh what [00:01:03]

什么[00:01:04]

J: He's from Spain and he is the best [00:01:04]

他来自西班牙 他是最优秀的人[00:01:07]

K: Oh god [00:01:07]

我的天[00:01:08]

J: I got him from theLondon Phildsarmonic [00:01:08]

我是从伦敦Phildsarmonic那里了解到他的[00:01:09]

K: Urgh I just I don't know him it seems weird [00:01:09]

我不了解他 这似乎不可思议[00:01:13]

J: Will you just will you just spend a minute with him [00:01:13]

你愿意陪他一会儿吗[00:01:15]

K: OK Alright I'll spend a minute with him [00:01:15]

好吧 很好 我会陪他一会儿[00:01:16]

J: OK bro he's right outside I'm sending him in [00:01:16]

很好 兄弟 他就在外面 我这就让他进来[00:01:19]

K: Oh god OK Why Lessons so stupid [00:01:19]

我的天 很好 为什么 这就是教训 太愚蠢了[00:01:24]

F: Hello [00:01:24]

你好[00:01:26]

K: Uh hi [00:01:26]

你好[00:01:27]

F: Hello I am Felix Char [00:01:27]

你好 我是Felix Char[00:01:29]

K: Hi uh Felix Yeah um [00:01:29]

你好 Felix吗[00:01:32]

F: Ah as Jack has asked me to spend some time with you Uh [00:01:32]

是的 Jack让我花一点时间和你在一起[00:01:35]

K: OK hm [00:01:35]

是的[00:01:36]

F: One on one So while Jack is outside ah we will work on your technique [00:01:36]

一对一 那么 既然Jack在外面 我们就可以来解决一下你的一些技术问题了[00:01:41]

K: OK [00:01:41]

好吧[00:01:42]

F: Can I see you pick up is this your guitar here [00:01:42]

我希望看见你的技术 这是你的吉他吗[00:01:44]

K: Yup Yeah I gotta it I gotta it right over here [00:01:44]

是的 我明白了 我的吉他就放在那里[00:01:47]

F: Ah it is a Fender ay Is this a Fender [00:01:47]

这是Fender牌的吉他吗[00:01:48]

K: Ah well it's a Gibson [00:01:48]

这是Gibson牌的[00:01:50]

F: Yes a Gibson yes Made by the same [00:01:50]

是的 是Gibson的 制造的地方都是一样的[00:01:52]

Uh manufacturer Pick it up please can you pick it up [00:01:52]

混蛋 请弹一下 你能弹一下吗[00:01:57]

K: OK Yeah [00:01:57]

可以啊[00:01:57]

F: No no no d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap [00:01:57]

什么 我要做什么[00:01:58]

K: What What'd I do What'd I do [00:01:58]

你就从吉他柄那里拿 吉他不是你这样拿的[00:02:00]

F: You pick it up from the neck This is not the way you pick up a guitar [00:02:00]

我只是弹一下[00:02:03]

K: I just picked it up I just-[00:02:03]

不 你要拿吉他的最主要的部位[00:02:04]

F: No no hey hey hey hey hey cállate tu boca pick it up from the body [00:02:04]

什么[00:02:08]

K: The what [00:02:08]

最主要的部位[00:02:10]

F: The body [00:02:10]

是的 最主要的部位[00:02:10]

K: Oh the body Body OK [00:02:10]

我很抱歉我的口音[00:02:11]

F: I'm sorry about my accent [00:02:11]

我不知道[00:02:13]

K: I didn't know I didn't know [00:02:13]

现在听着我 我想你演奏的时候就像是一个女人[00:02:15]

F: Now listen to me I want you to play like it is a woman [00:02:15]

你现在就要去弹吉他了[00:02:18]

You go and play the guitar now Play [00:02:18]

好的[00:02:21]

K: Uh OK Uh [00:02:21]

不 你的手指 实在是太紧张了[00:02:23]

F: No no no no no You your fingers Your fingers are too tight [00:02:23]

它们太紧张了吗[00:02:26]

K: They're too tight [00:02:26]

是的 我来教你吧 就像是这样 明白了吗[00:02:28]

F: Yes let me get behind you Like this you see [00:02:28]

明白了[00:02:30]

K: Oh Hm [00:02:30]

如果我把手指放在你的手指上[00:02:31]

F: If I put my finger on your finger [00:02:31]

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K: Hey [00:02:32]

那么你会感受到[00:02:33]

F: Then you can feel [00:02:33]

我可以 等等[00:02:34]

K: I can Wait [00:02:34]

安静 手指放在你的嘴上 我把手指放在你的嘴上 [00:02:35]

F: Sh sh sh sh shu Finger to your mouth I put my finger on your mouth on your lips [00:02:35]

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K: Mhmhm [00:02:39]

是的 这很好[00:02:40]

F: Yes that's good [00:02:40]

伙计[00:02:41]

K: Hey man [00:02:41]

现在听着 你想像在高潮中那样弹奏吗[00:02:42]

F: Now listen hey you want to play like an orgasm [00:02:42]

我只是试一下 什么[00:02:44]

K: I'm just try- what [00:02:44]

感受一下 你感受到了吗[00:02:46]

F: Feel this Do you feel that [00:02:46]

我的天 这真是一个奇怪的人[00:02:48]

K: Oh God This is really weird man [00:02:48]

那是我的身体[00:02:49]

F: That's my cock [00:02:49]

什么[00:02:52]

K: What [00:02:52]

我的身体就在你的身体上[00:02:52]

F: That's my cock in your butt cheeks [00:02:52]

我的天[00:02:56]

K: Oh God Hey [00:02:56]

你感受到了吗[00:03:01]