《Dreamgirl》歌词

歌曲： Dreamgirl

所属专辑：Incredibad

歌手： The Lonely Island&Norah J

时长： 03:13

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(The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix)[00:00:00]

Some dude once said that love is a many funny things[00:00:03]

I know there's a perfect girl out there for me,[00:00:07]

Cuz I see her in my dreams[00:00:10]

Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one[00:00:13]

Out there for me[00:00:21]

My love[00:00:23]

Dream girl you amaze me all dressed in paisley[00:00:24]

Love how not one but both eyes are lazy[00:00:26]

When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus[00:00:29]

Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros[00:00:32]

Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crumby[00:00:35]

Skin like asphalt, nose so runny[00:00:37]

Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world[00:00:40]

You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl[00:00:43]

If you envision in sweats with the neon patch[00:00:46]

Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth[00:00:48]

Rainbow poncho, the female tonto[00:00:51]

Hear a loud noise drop a bucket like a bronco[00:00:54]

Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one[00:00:57]

Out there for me[00:01:05]

My love[00:01:07]

You got your cellphone ring set to Sex and the City[00:01:08]

You like a hot bowl of gritz only way more gritty[00:01:11]

Straight drippin' your turquoise my Santa Fe queen[00:01:13]

One short leg you got the Santa Fe Lean[00:01:16]

It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep[00:01:19]

And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek[00:01:21]

You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig[00:01:24]

Love to watch you in the backer when you go out to dig[00:01:27]

Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck[00:01:30]

Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck?[00:01:32]

You put away slurpees like a trash can[00:01:35]

Your smiles all stainy and your not too brainy and[00:01:38]

I like that![00:01:41]

Talking to your shoes lke it's your friend[00:01:42]

I like that![00:01:44]

Yellin' at the walls of make pretend[00:01:45]

I like that![00:01:46]

Tellin' you to stop it then you don't[00:01:48]

You said you gonna stop it in my sleep[00:01:49]

But you won't![00:01:51]

Last week thought I saw you on the straight turn that was a bag of trash[00:01:52]

Just a big ol' bag of trash[00:01:57]

I thought you look like a bag of trash[00:02:00]

Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room[00:02:03]

Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon[00:02:06]

Your sexy and your spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix[00:02:08]

And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts[00:02:11]

Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British[00:02:14]

Never take the Chex Mix cuz you always get skinnish[00:02:16]

Open clamps with both feet cuz your ambidextrous[00:02:19]

No point cuz we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix[00:02:22]

Chex Mix number one food snack in the land[00:02:25]

It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand[00:02:28]

Chex Mix at your local grocer buy your box[00:02:30]

Your family will all say[00:02:33]

CHEX MIX ROCKS![00:02:35]

Chex Mix, your the snack for me, your the only one[00:02:36]

I'll ever eat or buy[00:02:44]

Chex Mix your delicious, you got 60% less fat than potato chips[00:02:47]

The end[00:02:57]