歌手: Andrea Martin
时长: 03:13
Love comes when you least suspect it[00:03:13]
Love dances in on a whim[00:03:13]
I thought maybe I could direct it[00:03:13]
But I never expected[00:03:13]
A guuy like him[00:03:13]
He was a bully und a brute[00:03:13]
He vas as crazy as a coot[00:03:13]
Still I didn't give a hoot[00:03:13]
He vas my boyfriend[00:03:13]
With ev'ry voman he vould flirt[00:03:13]
He alvays treated me like dirt[00:03:13]
But I vas happy to be hurt[00:03:13]
He vas my boyfriend[00:03:13]
I vas as pure as a virgin meadow[00:03:13]
Lying with vicotr in the gloam[00:03:13]
Then he turned to me[00:03:13]
That charmer[00:03:13]
Whispered[00:03:13]
Ł˘let's[00:03:13]
Play farmer[00:03:13]
Ł˘[00:03:13]
And plowed me 'til the cows came home[00:03:13]
He vas a monster and a beast[00:03:13]
His midnight bangings never ceased[00:03:13]
It didn't faze me in the least[00:03:13]
He vas my boyfriend[00:03:13]
Spoken[00:03:13]
I'll never forget the first time I met victor[00:03:13]
It vas[00:03:13]
On the village green[00:03:13]
At the annual bock beer festival[00:03:13]
Where every beer cost[00:03:13]
A bock[00:03:13]
I vas an innocent young lamb and he was a dirty old[00:03:13]
Goat[00:03:13]
Ve vere made for each other[00:03:13]
All of a sudden[00:03:13]
He took out his paraphernalia and[00:03:13]
Shouted[00:03:13]
Ł˘let's play croquet[00:03:13]
Ł˘[00:03:13]
And off to the field've vent[00:03:13]
He carried his hoops and mallets and I carried his[00:03:13]
Balls[00:03:13]
What a festival[00:03:13]
Fun and games all day long[00:03:13]
Archery[00:03:13]
Badminton[00:03:13]
Potato sack[00:03:13]
Victor won the three legged race[00:03:13]
All by himself[00:03:13]
It[00:03:13]
Vas love at first sight[00:03:13]
Sung[00:03:13]
He vas the one I gave my heart to[00:03:13]
But've never wed even so[00:03:13]
If I mentioned wedlock[00:03:13]
He'd put me in a headlock[00:03:13]
Vhen I asked to be his wife[00:03:13]
He stabbed me with a kitchen knife[00:03:13]
Ach[00:03:13]
Where did the good times go[00:03:13]
If he had an angry fit[00:03:13]
I vas the first thing that he'd hit[00:03:13]
But I didn't give a s**t[00:03:13]
He vas my boyfriend[00:03:13]