《(The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs (”Hairspray”)》歌词

歌曲： (The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs (”Hairspray”)

所属专辑：Hairspray-Original Motion Picture Soundtrack

歌手： Michelle Pfeiffer

时长： 04:07

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(The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs ("Hairspray") - Michelle Pfeiffer[00:00:00]

Front step[00:00:04]

Cha cha cha[00:00:04]

Back step cha cha cha[00:00:05]

Side step[00:00:07]

Front step[00:00:08]

Back[00:00:09]

And turn[00:00:09]

Oh my god[00:00:11]

Penny[00:00:11]

There's link[00:00:11]

Link[00:00:13]

I can't believe[00:00:14]

I'm really here auditioning[00:00:14]

I can't believe[00:00:16]

I'm really here watching you audition[00:00:16]

Fron't step[00:00:18]

Cha cha cha[00:00:19]

Back step cha cha cha[00:00:20]

Side step[00:00:21]

Front step[00:00:22]

Back and[00:00:23]

Oh amber[00:00:24]

Look at this motly crew oh[00:00:25]

This town has sure gone[00:00:28]

Down hill since[00:00:28]

I was crowned miss[00:00:30]

Oh mother not more ancient history[00:00:31]

Oh my god how times have changed[00:00:32]

This girls must be blind[00:00:35]

Or completely deranged[00:00:37]

But times seem to halt[00:00:39]

When I was miss baltimore crabs[00:00:41]

Amber that move is far too dirty[00:00:44]

Mother wake up from[00:00:46]

That dream of yours this isn't 1930[00:00:47]

You can laugh but life's a test[00:00:50]

Don't do this don't do that[00:00:53]

Remember[00:00:55]

Mother knows best[00:00:56]

And the crowns in the vault from[00:00:57]

When I won miss baltimore crabs[00:00:59]

These steps are perfect ammunition[00:01:02]

Let me show you how you mommy dear[00:01:04]

Took out the competition[00:01:06]

Girls go get[00:01:08]

Boys let's rumba[00:01:10]

1 2 3 4 5 6 7[00:01:11]

Those poor runner ups[00:01:15]

Might still hold some grudges[00:01:17]

They padded their cups[00:01:19]

But I screwed the judges[00:01:20]

Those broads thought[00:01:22]

They'd win if a plate[00:01:23]

They would spin in their dance[00:01:25]

Ha ha ha not a chance[00:01:27]

Boys put me down[00:01:30]

Oh good morning ladies[00:01:31]

Let's see what you got[00:01:33]

Twist twist twist twist[00:01:35]

Mashed potato mambo[00:01:37]

Ready begin[00:01:38]

On my show you'll never find[00:01:40]

A thrusting hip or bump and grind[00:01:41]

What's that[00:01:43]

A dance for flees and tics[00:01:43]

Oh you should have seen my bag of tricks[00:01:45]

I hit the stage[00:01:47]

Batons ablaze[00:01:49]

While belting aida[00:01:51]

And preparing souflees[00:01:52]

But that triple somersault[00:01:54]

Is how I clinched miss baltimore crabs[00:01:56]

Proceed[00:02:29]

Are you scared we're on live[00:02:30]

No I'm sure I can cope[00:02:32]

Well this show isn't broadcast in[00:02:33]

Cinema scope[00:02:36]

I never drink one chocolate malt[00:02:37]

No deserts for miss baltimore crabs[00:02:39]

This one will never get a date[00:02:44]

In those hand me down clothes[00:02:46]

Ha kid she'll never get a date[00:02:48]

Till daddy buy her a new nose[00:02:50]

I would say[00:02:51]

OI guvilut[00:02:52]

If I wasn't miss baltimore crabs[00:02:53]

Do you dance like you dress[00:02:59]

Amber theres no need to be cruel[00:03:00]

Would you swim in an integrated pool[00:03:02]

I sure would I'm all 4 integration[00:03:06]

It's the new frontier[00:03:08]

Not in baltimore it isn't[00:03:10]

And may I be frank[00:03:12]

First impressions can be tough[00:03:14]

And when I saw you I knew[00:03:15]

If your size weren't enough[00:03:17]

Your last answer just blew it[00:03:19]

And so my dear[00:03:21]

So short and stout[00:03:23]

You'll never be in[00:03:25]

So were kicking you out[00:03:26]

With your form and your fate[00:03:28]

O it isn't your fault[00:03:30]

Just down with a case of[00:03:32]

Miss baltimore crabs[00:03:34]

Ergh you may go[00:03:42]

I'm[00:03:44]

Thank you[00:03:44]

I think they secretly liked you[00:03:46]

May I please audition[00:03:51]

Of course not[00:03:52]

But you can bow and exalt[00:03:53]

'Cause I am miss baltimore crabs[00:03:55]

Crabs crabs[00:04:01]

Crabs[00:04:04]