所属专辑:First Ditch Effort
歌手: NOFX
时长: 02:17
i first heard frank say, he wanted to dress like fay wray[00:00:08]
i wanted that too but what could i do in junior high school in l.a[00:00:14]
my heart skipped in the scene, he said you gotta be it, not just dream[00:00:19]
it was a taboo i knew i wouldn’t pursue, i didn’t have the self esteem[00:00:26]
i gotta confess that i like to cross dress[00:00:33]
and i’ve been doing it since i was 13[00:00:36]
it’s hard to tell bros that you wear women’s clothes[00:00:39]
even in the “open minded” punk scene[00:00:42]
you’d probably get hurt in heels and a skirt[00:00:45]
when you’re in the middle of a circle pit[00:00:48]
so i’d only wear panties under boxers to keep it all a secret[00:00:51]
now i’m telling everyone cuz it’s fun and i don’t give a shit[00:00:57]
forward 30 years, i still had the same fears[00:01:03]
then i saw hedwig play a bilgewaters gig[00:01:09]
and i felt the same envy and tears[00:01:12]
i decided right there, i can’t be bothered to care[00:01:15]
what other people think, i’m gonna dye my pubes pink[00:01:21]
and throw out all my hanes underwear[00:01:24]
i’m not transgender, i’m a lazy crossdresser[00:01:28]
who thinks make up is too much of an ordeal[00:01:31]
i paint my toes and wear shiny tight clothes[00:01:35]
not for the look but how it makes me feel[00:01:37]
i don’t need things just right, i’m a tranvest-lite[00:01:40]
i only shave to do the time warp midnight saturday[00:01:43]
i’m done with self-pity, i don’t have to feel shitty[00:01:46]
cuz i wanna look pretty so i give it the old city college try[00:01:49]
don’t get me wrong, i still wanna be a guy[00:01:54]
who sometimes likes to dress like a girl[00:01:57]
he sometimes likes to wear diamonds and pearls[00:02:00]
don’t think i don’t know i’m not foolin’ anyone[00:02:04]
he’s a cross between adele and charlie chaplin[00:02:06]
you know it’s not just girls who just wanna have fun![00:02:10]