《Xmas Has Been X’ed》歌词

歌曲： Xmas Has Been X’ed

所属专辑：Self Entitled

歌手： NOFX

时长： 02:43

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Xmas Has Been X'ed - NOFX[00:00:00]

以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供[00:00:39]

It's funny how some fables became historic[00:00:39]

可笑的是有些寓言变成了历史[00:00:44]

When the authors clearly wrote[00:00:44]

当作者清楚地写下[00:00:45]

Them to be metaphoric[00:00:45]

他们只是打个比方[00:00:48]

But people will believe anything if it's written[00:00:48]

但如果一切尘埃落定人们会深信不疑[00:00:53]

Especially in stone or ancient scroll[00:00:53]

尤其是在石头和古代画卷里[00:00:58]

December 25th has been blacklisted[00:00:58]

12月25日已经被列入黑名单[00:01:02]

Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed[00:01:02]

自从道金斯找到耶稣根本不存在的证据[00:01:05]

It was the last thing anyone ever expected[00:01:05]

这是所有人都始料未及的[00:01:11]

Xmas has been X'd[00:01:11]

圣诞节已经结束[00:01:13]

No colored lights no shopping sprees[00:01:13]

没有绚烂的灯光没有疯狂的购物[00:01:18]

No more presents under dead trees[00:01:18]

枯树下再也没有礼物[00:01:22]

St Nick is dead but we don't grieve[00:01:22]

圣尼克已经死去但我们并不悲伤[00:01:27]

We celebrate the last Christmas Eve[00:01:27]

我们一起庆祝最后一个平安夜[00:01:32]

Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic[00:01:32]

耶稣会士慢慢变成了戴安特人[00:01:37]

Protestants increasingly become agnostic[00:01:37]

新教徒日益变得不可知[00:01:42]

Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams[00:01:42]

五旬节派的教堂悬挂着五边形图案[00:01:46]

Priests and Nuns are molesting each other[00:01:46]

神父和修女互相伤害[00:01:51]

Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist[00:01:51]

卫理公会派和浸信会派声称他们是佛教徒[00:01:56]

Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist[00:01:56]

令人惊讶的是福音派是Nudist[00:02:00]

But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew[00:02:00]

但大多数人都想变成犹太人[00:02:05]

Cuz Easter's canceled too[00:02:05]

因为复活节也取消了[00:02:07]

No more egg hunts no Sunday mass[00:02:07]

不再四处寻觅不再参加周日弥撒[00:02:11]

Fridays are fair Wednesdays don't ash[00:02:11]

周五很美好周三不会灰飞烟灭[00:02:16]

They canceled lent and slowed down fast[00:02:16]

他们取消了四旬期放慢了速度[00:02:20]

Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last[00:02:20]

好好享受圣诞节因为这是你最后一个圣诞节[00:02:25]

No shopping sprees (Don't worry son)[00:02:25]

没有疯狂购物别担心孩子[00:02:28]

No more presents (We don't need christ)[00:02:28]

没有礼物了我们不需要耶稣[00:02:30]

Under dead trees (We got eight nights)[00:02:30]

在枯树下我们度过了八个夜晚[00:02:32]

St Nick is dead (We got mitzvah)[00:02:32]

圣尼克已经死了我们接受了成年礼[00:02:34]

But we don't grieve (The're all canceled)[00:02:34]

但我们不悲伤一切都已结束[00:02:37]

We celebrate (Our Hanukah)[00:02:37]

我们庆祝光明节[00:02:39]

The last Christmas eve[00:02:39]

最后一个平安夜[00:02:44]