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歌手: Bernard Cribbins
时长: 02:21
Right Said Fred - Bernard Cribbins[00:00:00]
Written by:Cribbins[00:00:01]
Right said fred both of us together[00:00:05]
One each end and steady as we go oh wo[00:00:07]
Tried to shift it couldn't even lift it[00:00:12]
We was getting nowhere[00:00:14]
And so we had a cuppa tea and[00:00:16]
Right said fred give a shout for charlie[00:00:19]
Up comes charlie from the floor below[00:00:21]
After strainin' heavin' and complainin'[00:00:25]
We was getting nowhere[00:00:28]
And so we had a cuppa tea[00:00:30]
And charlie had a think and[00:00:33]
He thought we ought to take off all the handles[00:00:34]
And the things wot held the candles[00:00:38]
But it did no good well I never thought it would[00:00:40]
All right said fred have to take the feet off[00:00:42]
To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo[00:00:45]
Took it's feet off even took the seat off[00:00:50]
Should have got us somewhere but no[00:00:52]
So fred said let's have another cuppa tea[00:00:57]
And we said right o[00:00:59]
Right said fred have to take the door off[00:01:06]
Need more space to shift the so and so[00:01:08]
Had bad twinges taking off the hinges[00:01:12]
And it got us nowhere[00:01:15]
And so we had a cuppa tea and[00:01:17]
Right said fred have to take the wall down[00:01:20]
That there wall is gonna have to go[00:01:22]
Took the wall down even with it all down[00:01:26]
We was getting nowhere[00:01:29]
And so we had a cuppa tea[00:01:31]
And charlie had a think and he said look fred[00:01:34]
I get a sort of feelin'[00:01:36]
If we remove the ceiling[00:01:39]
With a rope or two we could drop the blighter through[00:01:41]
All right said fred climbing up a ladder[00:01:43]
With his crowbar gave a mighty blow[00:01:46]
Was he in trouble half a ton of rubble[00:01:50]
Landed on the top of his dome[00:01:53]
So charlie and me had another cuppa tea[00:01:58]
And then we went home[00:02:00]
I said to charlie[00:02:04]
We'll just have to leave it[00:02:06]
Standing on the landing that's all[00:02:07]
You see the trouble with fred is he's too hasty[00:02:09]
You'll never get nowhere if you're too hasty[00:02:12]