《I Can’t Watch This》歌词

歌曲： I Can’t Watch This

所属专辑：Permanent Record: Al In The Box

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 03:32

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I Can't Watch This - Weird Al Yankovic[00:00:01]

I can't watch this I can't watch this[00:00:04]

I can't watch this I can't watch this[00:00:11]

My my my my TV makes me so bored[00:00:17]

Makes me say oh my Lord[00:00:21]

What is this garbage here [00:00:22]

Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears[00:00:24]

It sucks and that's no lie[00:00:26]

It's about as much fun as watching paint dry[00:00:28]

Lowers my IQ one notch[00:00:30]

And that's the reason why uh I can't watch[00:00:32]

I told you homeboy I can't watch this[00:00:33]

Yeah nothin' but trash and you know I can't watch this[00:00:38]

Poke out my eyes man I can't watch this[00:00:42]

Yo gimme that remote control I can't watch this[00:00:46]

Talkin' 'bout sick shows[00:00:48]

There's America's Funniest Home Videos[00:00:49]

I can't believe my eyes[00:00:50]

When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize[00:00:53]

Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof[00:00:56]

Lands right on the lawn face first on a rake[00:00:59]

I hear they got it on the seventeenth take[00:01:02]

That's funny as a kick in the crotch[00:01:04]

And that kind of show uh I can't watch[00:01:05]

Yo I told you I can't watch this[00:01:07]

Change the channel now man I can't watch this[00:01:11]

Yo pass the TV Guide here sucker I can't watch this[00:01:14]

Cosby Show and Rosanne[00:01:17]

Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can[00:01:18]

Judge Wopner oh my[00:01:21]

You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy[00:01:23]

Thirty Something is alright If you like hearing[00:01:25]

Yuppies whining all night can't stand Twin Peaks[00:01:29]

Wish they'd lynch those donut-eatin' freaks[00:01:31]

Those Siskel and Ebert bums oughta go home and sit on their thumbs[00:01:33]

That's word because you know I can't watch this[00:01:35]

I can't watch this break it down[00:01:38]

Here's how to order money back guarantee[00:01:46]

Removes tough stains fast it tastes more like fresh peanuts[00:01:48]

They keep going and going don't hate me because I'm beautiful[00:02:07]

Could be dandruff our prices are insane[00:02:10]

Stop Prime Time[00:02:11]

I'm pretty sure I'll be sick[00:02:12]

If I have to watch another stupid pet trick[00:02:13]

Or that guy with the real flat hair[00:02:18]

That goes 'Woof woof woof' and waves his fist in the air[00:02:21]

Those weird talk shows[00:02:24]

About transsexual Nazi Eskimos[00:02:25]

They're rude crude and vile[00:02:26]

Just for a minute let's flip down the dial[00:02:27]

Flip flip flip eww I can't watch this[00:02:29]

Look man I can't watch this[00:02:31]

I can't take this torture no more I can't[00:02:33]

I can't watch this pay the bills station break break it down[00:02:36]

Operators are standing cubic zirconium necklace[00:02:40]

You're soaking in it and our fabulous swimsuit issue[00:02:41]

When you've got a headache this big read the book[00:02:44]

This is your brain on drugs I've fallen and I can't get up[00:02:46]

Stop Cable Time[00:02:48]

HBO and Playboy Showtime and MTV[00:02:49]

I might like 'em more after my lobotomy[00:02:50]

Now why did I ever pay for this junk [00:02:52]

I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk[00:02:54]

Just brainless blood and guts[00:02:58]

And mindless T&A[00:02:59]

It's awful it's putrid it's crummy[00:03:01]

It's stupid gonna throw my set away[00:03:03]

I can't watch this I can't watch this[00:03:05]

I can't watch this yeah I can't watch this[00:03:08]

I told you can't watch this too hip can't watch this[00:03:17]

Get me outta here can't watch this[00:03:23]